Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Me Myself]

How dare you be so online! You offensive offender!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you post a thread with no mention of bacon!

 

[Wu Wei]

I’m offended by the lack of sesquipedalian in this offensive thread

 

[Wu Wei]

I’m offended by the lack of sesquipedalians in this offensive thread...that and BACON OFFENDS ME!!!! I'm on a diet

 

[Sumit]

Your 2 back 2 back posts offends me.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Your hypocrisy is staggering Mr. Wu.
...and of course that is offensive to me.

As well as Sumit's use of the numeric '2' for the word 'to'!!
Heil Grammer!!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would criticize Sumit for finally reaching out and embracing those of us of the numeric persuasion!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

You're just enabling him!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that everyone is offended at my double post as well as everyone's intolerance for stupid mistakes....

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that everyone is offended at my double post as well as everyone's intolerance for stupid mistakes....

I am offended that you have taken offense and made inaccurate assumptions that we are intolerant of your mistakes. We love your stupid mistakes! :yes:

 

[Sumit]

You only love his mistakes but did not enjoyed them. It's offensive.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Your sado-erotic insinuations are offensive! And for God's sake, there's bacon present!

 

[Wu Wei]

Bacon is offensive.., and it offends me...how many time must I say this

 

[Thief]

Yeah well...I'm going to cook some bacon...RIGHT NOW!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey statue boy! I'm offended that you're offended by bacon!
(But if you are....can I have your share?)

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you did not each your Wednesday sammich, just because it did not contain bacon. It was (still partially is) a nice turkey, avacodo, tomato and mozerella on croissant kind of sammich.

It was a shame to let it go to waste, so I am eating it right now. Looks like I have to do everything around here!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you did not notice that I did indeed eat it!
I just had to go get some bacon to put on it.
And I washed it down with a double Canadian Bacon.

 

[Thief]

Drinking and posting at the same time!

oh god....

 

[Sumit]

you should complete your offensive sentence.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your demanding tone for completion of the offensive sentence

(and yes Revoltingest you can have my share of the offensive bacon)