Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Kerr]

I dont use my real name on an Internet forum? Thats offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you seem to be offending and talking to yourself

 

[Sumit]

He needs to be offended and you too. And if you are not than this offends me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your confusing statement offends me

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you become confused so easily!
My offense is exacerbated by your statue looking so unconfused.

 

[Thief]

I'm offended that you become confused so easily!
My offense is exacerbated by your statue looking so unconfused.

Look who's talking....
A non-believing... trout spanker...

Now THAT'S confusion!

 

[Sumit]

You are offensively a confused person.

 

[Thief]

You are offensively a confused person.

A blind accusation!
I am soooooooooo offended!

Hey! wait a minute!
Are you offended that I might be confused?
Or offended that I offend while being confused?
Or you just think I'm confused and offensive as separate issues?

But don't you call me confused just so you can say you're offended!

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that I just wasted 7 seconds of my life trying to understand this.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended yet again that you changed what "BSM" stands for.....
Bungles Simplest Missions

 

[Kerr]

I am offended that the shovel in your avatar wants to hit my face!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I'm offended that your sig implies that you want to hit me with a stick!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended at your unreasonable intimidation based on your faulty perceptions of a possible fustigation

 

[Daemon Sophic]

This author is profoundly disobliged by the intended quisling's accusations, in addition to his lexicological vehemence.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by your use of $10 words!
Never use a big one when a diminutive one will do.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Well! Gall darn, let's just hear you talk!
Yer big words just get me all steamed up!
I ain't got one here that's made of more than one sound each.

Look at you with all that "O-Fen-Ded" and "Die-Min-U-A-Tiv".
Heck! You just the king o' France, ain't ya?

:spits:

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you'd accuse me of being French!
(I shower daily.)

 

[Daemon Sophic]

OMG! TMI!
Good day sir!
[youtube]JUZasIB8Sok[/youtube]
You lose! Good day sir! - YouTube

 

[Thief]

OMG! TMI!
Good day sir!

Yeah well....losers post with you tube.

 

[9Westy9]

The lack of youtube videos offends me greatly