Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended at that sign!
It's too hard to read.

 

[Union jack]

I find your offense dismal in the light of your poetic expertise.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your previous post. I laughed. It was so wrong to laugh. Now I feel bad. It's your fault.

 

[Sumit]

You should eat a lot of chilies for that so that you may stop your laugh. Laughing at offense is biggest offense.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you just throw a comment out there, but have not delivered some chilies to me, to stop my laugh. I am also offended that you have not delivered a delicious meal (I love spicy food) to go with those chilies. I'm waiting!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended at your demanding self-obsessed attitude

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your cold attitude toward me. Speaking of cold...I am also offended that you have not delivered my dessert. A nice bowl of sherbert would be refreshing -- not too big a bowl though, it's bathing suit weather where I am.

 

[Wu Wei]

I offended that you expect me to server you

 

[Sumit]

Why don't you serve 4. I never saw an statue serving food.

 

[Meow Mix]

Why don't you serve 4. I never saw an statue serving food.

I'm offended at your characterizations at what statues can and can't do. I stick my tongue out at you!

 

[dust1n]

I'm offended you would post in this thread as opposed to any of the other threads.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm terribly offended that you would prohibit Meow Mix from posting here!

 

[Meow Mix]

I'm terribly offended that you would prohibit Meow Mix from posting here!

How dare you stand up for me?! What, so the poor damsel is all distressed and needs some knight? PHOOEY!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm deeply deeply offended that you think you can stand up for yourself...you, a mere girly.

 

[Wu Wei]

oh no you didn't.... oh yes you did.....ok..I'm outta here.... I may be made of stone but I am not getting into that one.....

Oh...and your sexism is offensive...and I'm offended by it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am greatly offended by your respect for women!
They want our scorn! But you disappoint them!

 

[dust1n]

I'm immensely offended by your disrespect for people who have respect for women! Let us respect who we'd like, Rev.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm greatly offended by your disrespect for Revoltingest..even though he offends me as well....hmmm.... so by that statement I am both offended and offensive...I offend myself

 

[Revoltingest]

It offends me that you offend yourself.
You're supposed to be offended by Dustin....or me!

 

[Meow Mix]

It offends me that you offend yourself.
You're supposed to be offended by Dustin....or me!

I'm offended that you haven't taught me to be good by having me fall down the stairs!