I am offended that you spit upon the statue!
(Spit is acidic, & will eat away at our fellow poster. It's gross too.)
(Spit is acidic, & will eat away at our fellow poster. It's gross too.)
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
- Start date
I am offended that you substituted "spit" for "saliva".
And we are all offended by your having an unlucky number in your moniker.
You might cause lightning to strike us all simultaneously!
You might cause lightning to strike us all simultaneously!
I am greatly offended that your post is inscrutable!
(And I smell alcohol on your breath.)
(And I smell alcohol on your breath.)
I'm offended that you sanctimoniously preach to me about limiting drinking only to mornings!
I'll drink any time of the day or nite.
Come to think of it.....how could I possibly smell alcohol over the internet?
The booze breath must be mine then.
Now I'm offended cuz I don't smell alcohol on your breath!
I'll drink any time of the day or nite.
Come to think of it.....how could I possibly smell alcohol over the internet?
The booze breath must be mine then.
Now I'm offended cuz I don't smell alcohol on your breath!
I am horribly offended that you disrespect the OP by not being adequately offended by my post!
I am offended by your continually taking offense at my posts!
Of course, you can't win. I'd take offense at your not taking offense.
Consequently, I'm also offended by your being a loser!
Of course, you can't win. I'd take offense at your not taking offense.
Consequently, I'm also offended by your being a loser!
I am offended that you think you could win!
I am offended that you are not looking at me while you are talking to me. Looking away from the person you are speaking to comes across as detacted, insincere, and is just plain rude!
I am offended at your lack of perspicacity! I am looking at you...right at your.....uh...never mind.
Say it! Say it!
You were looking at my eyes!
It is offensive that you would leave the thought incomplete for other people to assume that you were looking at my...feet!
Easy for you to say! Like you are any better! It looks like are looking away, too. Or maybe your eyes are closed.
That's offensive. How can I know what I am dealing with, if I cannot look through the windows to your soul? Open your eyes and look at me!
That's offensive. How can I know what I am dealing with, if I cannot look through the windows to your soul? Open your eyes and look at me!