Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

You are trying to hurt my feelings. That is not how this thread is supposed to work, and I'm offended.

 

[Titanic]

with offense will any of you crown me champ's

 

[Wu Wei]

Your arrogance is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Your condemnation of arrogance is offensive!
Arrogance is a beautiful emotion.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Arrogance is not fragrance: an offended poem inspired by the previous post.

Let vagrants their ankles bare, yet I'll not fear that fragrance.
The madmen on the street, the ones who didn't make it,
theirs is the world but its a world that is unfair.
Let the world crap upon them, they who have proved it is there.

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that the first two lines do not rhyme.

 

[Titanic]

i am offended that this thread is still going, when i am in fact the champ of this thread.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you believe yourself the champ of offending others!
I'll have you know that I have been personally bi*** slapped by 47 posters here at RF.
Yes, they took the trouble to actually travel to Revoltingistan just to punch me in the snoot!

Note: It would've been 48, but 4con stopped somewhere in KY when she discovered
that she couldn't get grits for breakfast anywhere farther north.

 

[4consideration]

1. I am offended that you refuse to recognize my ability to distance bi*** slap you.

2. I am offended that you would speak untruths about me. It was not about grits, it was because one cannot find sweet tea (with lemon) in restaurants farther north. No, canned or bottled tea does not count!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended that you mention tea while i prefere coffee

 

[Revoltingest]

I am horribly offended that you drink that black death known as "coffee".
Civilized people drink Canadian Bacons.
(I had another last nite....delicious!)

 

[Wu Wei]

I am completely unoffended by your post…. The fact that you drink bacon concerns me….you should drink green tea…it is better for you however the fact that you did not offend me and caused me to be concerned for your health I find offensive

 

[Sumit]

Please! A statue should not think soo much. It's offensive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I wish I could be as offensive as you Sumit, but I'm too busy with being offended by you.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you're too busy to be offended!
We posters work hard, & deserve recognition for our offenses!

 

[Titanic]

revoltingest I am offended that you will not crown me champion, I am also offended that Bart Simpson is not your favorite Simpson character.◆◆◆♭

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended at your unreasonable instance and continued harassment of Revoltingest and that you prefer Bart Simpson of Grounds Keeper Willie

 

[ChristineES]

I am offended by the mention of Bart Simpson. Willie is the only Simpson's character that should ever be mentioned.

 

[Titanic]

i am offended that you would say that, i like revoltingest and bart simpson and groundskeeper wille!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that no one has brought up Grondskeeper Willie beating a wolf in a fight