Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I am offended that a statue would want to bring violence into a nice thread like this.

 

[Titanic]

I am offended that you would call this a nice thread.

 

[Titanic]

i am offended by the fact that i was offended by your post.

 

[Titanic]

i am still offended over the fact that no one has crown me champ yet!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you want one of these....

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are insisting that we provide a crown for you. I'm going to do it anyway.

Here you go:

Happy now?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended that you confuse me with that other fella.
Cute pig though.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are thinking of side dishes to go with that cute pig, even as you are reading this post!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you didn't offer me any side dishes!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think a nice squash casserole and potatoes does not qualify as side dishes. You got my dinner invitation, right?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that I never got a dinner invitation!
I love squash casserole & potatoes!

 

[dawny0826]

I'm offended that I never got a dinner invitation!
I love squash casserole & potatoes!

I'm offended that you enjoy squash. Squash smells like dirty sweat socks! And potatoes! Carbs, Heathen! Carbs!

You offend the likes of bacon.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended you are talking about food when I'm on a diet

 

[Sumit]

This is offensive, I am hungry and you all are discussing about food :drool:

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm am deeply & horribly offended that you'd curtail another's talk about food.

For your viewing pleasure....
[youtube]lBKVg4pbL3E[/youtube]
Bacon Frying - YouTube

 

[Sumit]

Viewing pleasure :banghead3 That's offensive. This is just like giving a person lot of photographs of food when he needs actual food.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended that you want actual food!
There's no way I can post that on the internet.

 

[Sumit]

So you should stop posting pics of offensively beautiful and delicious food till I have my breakfast.

 

[Monotheist 101]

Im offended your picture of the star of david looks like someone dropped a deauce down the middle of it..so offended by the potential stench that I can taste the offensive scent in my mouth.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that your dog always looks so hungry!
Do you ever feed the little guy?