Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Sumit]

Why don't you feed him by some offensive bacons.

 

[Titanic]

I'm offended that you want one of these....

does this mean i am the champ and have a crown?

 

[Titanic]

I am offended that you are insisting that we provide a crown for you. I'm going to do it anyway.

Here you go:

Happy now?

I am offended that you got me mixed up with a different person!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you wear your crown with such a smug expression on your snoot!

 

[Titanic]

I am offended that Groudskeeper Willy is holding a shovel instead of a rake in that picture!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you did not take notice that a shovel is by fara more dangerous than a rake....

shhhh, don't pick on Willies Shovel.

 

[Titanic]

Groundskeeper Willy Rake's leave's nearly ever time he appears on the simpson's, the rake is his signature thing, he should have a rake in that picture! i am offended,you would say otherwise!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm astounded that you fail to notice that Willie is holding a rake!
So offensive...so offensive...

 

[Sumit]

What happened to your avatar, his violent behavior is offensive. Did anyone took his bacon.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would assume someone took his bacon, when it is obvious the problem is that his underwear is too tight.

 

[Sumit]

Why did you gifted him a tight underwear This is offensive, you are the one responsible for this horrible act.

 

[4consideration]

Well! I am offended that you would think the condition of a man's underwear is dependent upon me. I guess that means that all the rest of you out there aren't wearing any, because I haven't sent you any!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you would send me tight underwear!
Big & baggy....that's me!

 

[Titanic]

I like your new avatar!

 

[Revoltingest]

That offends me!

 

[Titanic]

I am offended that your a Trout spanker!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you would rather him be a Perch Petter. Just accept him for who he is.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you would expect people to lower their standards & accept me!
It would be the end of western civilization!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you think civilization depends upon wearing rose colored glasses.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you put Titanic's poetry in your undies, but not mine!
(Yes, I'm thread mixing. Sue me.)