Thief
Rogue Theologian
How you used those, they even don't fit you.
Trophies man.....trophies!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Trophies man.....trophies!
You're intolerant of insensitive people!
This offends the entire RF community!
This offends the entire RF community!
How dare you suggest that I am a lawyer!
That is the most offensive post ever!
That is the most offensive post ever!
I am offended that you are denying being a lawyer. We all know all about your class action lawsuits where you get millions of dollars in "expenses" and all the RF members get $.03 US.
I am offended that you have not gone to Rev.'s house, picked up a sumptuous feast and then brought it to me. It's lunch time where I am. I am hungry and waiting. :drool:
edit: BTW, this is not the first time that you have not brought me food!
edit: BTW, this is not the first time that you have not brought me food!
Speaking of food.....where is my Friday sammich!
I'm offended....& hungry!
I'm offended....& hungry!
I am offended that you want a Friday sammich on my day off!
You're the lawyer, sue me. (If you do it in the name of a bunch of other people that never asked you to you could make a ton of dough!)
You're the lawyer, sue me. (If you do it in the name of a bunch of other people that never asked you to you could make a ton of dough!)
You think you get a day off? Hah!
That is offensive.
The law says, "A woman's work is never done.".
Now, make me my Friday sammich!
That is offensive.
The law says, "A woman's work is never done.".
Now, make me my Friday sammich!
I am offended at your cherry picking of the law! Let's keep it in the proper context!
It states: A man will work from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never done.
That means that you have to work from sun to sun, which you obviously do not do, because I saw you napping on a bar just yesterday. Therefore, it's my day off!
(I'll be give a lecture on logic at 4 pm. I expect you to be there.)
It states: A man will work from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never done.
That means that you have to work from sun to sun, which you obviously do not do, because I saw you napping on a bar just yesterday. Therefore, it's my day off!
(I'll be give a lecture on logic at 4 pm. I expect you to be there.)
I was working on that bar! It was an artistic performance piece. Art patrons paid money to watch me sleep (I was pretending).
Now, where's me sammich?
Now, where's me sammich?
Sheesh! You're so demanding!
I ordered a special one for you today. It's very exotic!
It will be coming by way of a slow boat from China. The don't have refrigeration on that boat. I am sure it will be very interesting when it arrives. I hope you are pleased that I bought the energy saving, no-refrigeration shipping option.
I ordered a special one for you today. It's very exotic!
It will be coming by way of a slow boat from China. The don't have refrigeration on that boat. I am sure it will be very interesting when it arrives. I hope you are pleased that I bought the energy saving, no-refrigeration shipping option.
I am offended that you think I care about energy saving!
Sammiches are more important!
Sammiches are more important!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Now just a goshdarn moment there!
Someone stoooooooooole my technique!
And I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OFFENDED!
Where's that lawyer when you need one!
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