Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Well that is just plain offensive and I am offended...as a matter of fact I do not think I ever have been offended as I am right now....well that is unless you count that time about 3 or for pages ago.... and then there was that time I was buried just outside of Beijing and of course pigeons...oh they are maddening and offensive… if you’re a statue…nuff said... ok this is likely in the top ten.....but you get the idea...I'm offended

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you dis pigeons!
Tis better that they poop on you than on me.

 

[Sumit]

You are offensively intolerant towards Statues, you should respect "statue rights".

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you'd give statues rights. They exist only to serve us....& to serve as a pigeon's toilet.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are dropping such an insult toward Wu Wei!

 

[Sumit]

You are offensively soo caring for Wu Wei, so you should clean Wue Wei at least once in a week.

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended that you don't even offer your help

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you pooped on Wu Wei!
(Yeah....I saw it on "Statue Cam".)

 

[Sumit]

You took a long time to clean Wui Wei even after witnessing this offensive act in statue cam , that's just offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am simply offended by all this talk about excrement.... and the actual excrement is even more offensive....

 

[Thief]

oh crap!

 

[Wu Wei]

You make light of my offense and your insensitivity to the pain a cold stone emotionless statue is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you expect sympathy for performing the normal statuary function of pigeon toilet!
(You could charge the pigeons....& you get to keep the poop!)

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are showing absolutely no compassion to We Wei. Do you know what it's like to be a statue? It's hard!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you fail to realize how easy the life of a statue is!
He does no work...just relaxing all day, surrounded by friendly pigeons.

 

[Sumit]

Statue stands all day in sun, rain etc. It's offensive if you say "it's easy".

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are offended by Revoltingest's comment. You seem to know how difficult it is to stand in the sun and rain all day like that. But, I have never seen YOU bring Wu Wei a glass of water or offer to him an umbrella to shield him from the hot sun!

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you didn't include a warm blanket to ward off the cold night air in your list of creature comforts for Wu Wei.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you always expect me to cover everything!

 

[Sumit]

At least you can cover Wu Wei by a cloth to protect him from pigeons and I also needs a cup of tea. So please be fast. :beach: