I am offended that you expect me to be fast! You just sit right there. Don't move a muscle until you see me show up with your tea.
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I'm offended that you're so slow!
Is it a southern thing?
Is it a southern thing?
I............am............offended............that.............you ..............think...............there............is...........something..............wrong.............with...............moving..............slowly, or................being................slow.................in................general.
I am offended that you are typing. You were supposed to sit there and not move a muscle until I got there.
Did you offensively break the established conditions on non-motion for me bringing you tea, and make some for yourself?
I'm offended that you expect a human to remain motionless!
That would usurp We Wei's role.
That would usurp We Wei's role.
I am offended that you would interfer in the conditions set forth in my verbal contract with Sumit for tea! I plan on using same as a similar set of conditions for your next sammich, and I expect you to abide by it!
I am offended.
No particular reason at the moment.
No particular reason at the moment.
I am offended that you did not take the opportunity to give Wu Wei what he is looking for. Wu Wei is obviously a strong and solid type, so he obviously likes strong, manly tea. Please make yourself useful and bring Wu Wei his T, mister.
I am deeply offended that you think I could be at all useful!
(If you look up "useless" in the dictionary, my picture is there.)
(If you look up "useless" in the dictionary, my picture is there.)
I am offended that you expect me to buy an argument that you are useless, by pointing to yourself as useful for the purpose of demonstrating uselessness in the dictionary. Don't you get it, man?
I am offended at your logical sharpshtooting!
(I'm also offended that this post somehow ended up entirely in italics.)
(I'm also offended that this post somehow ended up entirely in italics.)
I am offended that you would accuse me of sharpshtooting! That is against my religion!
I am offended that you do not realize that my religion clearly does not allow for public tooting.
It clearly includes this instruction: Thou shalt not engage in an form of public tooting, especially sharpshtooting!
It clearly includes this instruction: Thou shalt not engage in an form of public tooting, especially sharpshtooting!
I am offended that you would violate your own religion (by tooting sharpshly)!