Mr Cheese
Well-Known Member
Withnail and I:
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
--Danny
Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
--Withnail
Look! My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of a #ucking overdose. My heart's beating like a #ucked clock. I feel dreadful, I feel #ucking dreadful.
--Marwood
I could hardly **** straight with fear. Here was a man with three quarters of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. This one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. (he reads eye-level grafitti) "I #uck arses". Who #ucks arses? Maybe he #ucks arses. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. I'm in considerable danger in here. I must get out of here at once.
--Marwood
Do you like vegetables? I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose.
Oh you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you'll agree a certain je ne ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot. Excuse me. Do help yourselves to another drink.
--Uncle Monty
Not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H E Bates novel I'd read. I thought they'd all be out the back drinking cider, discussing butter. Clearly a myth. Evidently country people and no more receptive to strangers than city dwellers.
--Marwood
Balls! We want the finest wines availible to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.
--Withnail
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
--Danny
Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
--Withnail
Look! My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of a #ucking overdose. My heart's beating like a #ucked clock. I feel dreadful, I feel #ucking dreadful.
--Marwood
I could hardly **** straight with fear. Here was a man with three quarters of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. This one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. (he reads eye-level grafitti) "I #uck arses". Who #ucks arses? Maybe he #ucks arses. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. I'm in considerable danger in here. I must get out of here at once.
--Marwood
Do you like vegetables? I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose.
Oh you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you'll agree a certain je ne ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot. Excuse me. Do help yourselves to another drink.
--Uncle Monty
Not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H E Bates novel I'd read. I thought they'd all be out the back drinking cider, discussing butter. Clearly a myth. Evidently country people and no more receptive to strangers than city dwellers.
--Marwood
Balls! We want the finest wines availible to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.
--Withnail
