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Bible - Alternative Translation

Dirty Penguin

Master Of Ceremony
Genesis (Alternative and Accurate Translation)

Gen 1:1
Upon the Beginning the Gods fashioned the Sky and Earth

Gen 1:2
Earth was Chaos and Empty, Darkness was over the faces of the Ocean and the wind of the gods blew over the faces of the waters.

Gen 1:3
The Gods spoke, let there be Light, and there was daybreak

Gen 1:4
The Gods saw the light, and it was pleasent, and the gods set apart the Light from the darkness

Gen 1:5
The Gods called this Light, the Day, and the darkness was named the Night, and the Sun Setting and rising was the First Day,

Gen 1:6
The Gods said, let there be a Vault in the midst of the waters, to seperate the Waters from Waters

Gen 1:7
the Gods used the Vault to divide the Water under the Vault and the Waters above the Vault.

Gen 1:8
the Gods called the Vault, the Sky, let the Sun Set and Rise the second day.

Gen 1:9
The Gods said let the Water under the sky gather and dry up.

Gen 1:10
The Gods called the Dryness the earth, the mass of water was called the Sea, and the gods saw it was pleasant.

Gen 1:11
The Gods said, let the soil sprout vegetation and plants yield seeds, and the trees that grow fruit, let there seeds scatter the earth

Gen 1:12
The Soil produced herds and plants yielding seeds of different kinds and trees that grow fruit with seeds within them, the gods saw this was pleasureful.

Gen 1:13
the Sun Set and Rose for the third Day

Gen 1:14
The Gods said, let there be luminaries in the vaults of the sky, to seperate the days and nights and let them be signs for seasons, the days and the Years

Gen 1:15
And let these luminaries in the vaults of the sky Light up the Earth

Gen 1:16
The Gods made two important lights, the greator to rule the Day and the dimmer light and stars to light up the earth.

Gen 1:17
The Gods places these in the Vaults of the Sky to light up the earth

Gen 1:18
To Rule the day and night to divide the light from the darkness, the gods where pleased.

Gen 1:19
the Sun Set and rose for the forth Day

Gen 1:20
The Gods said, let the waters swarm creatures that breath life, and let the birds fly in the vaults of the sky.

Gen 1:21
The Gods fashioned many sea serpents and other living creature that swims through the waters swarming with different kinds, as well as the winged birds of all kind, the Gods saw that it was pleasent.

Gen 1:22
The Gods adored them, let them breed and multiply and fill the waters in the seas and rivers and the birds multiply the earth

Gen 1:23
the Sun Set and rose for the fifth Day,

Gen 1:24
The Gods said, the earth shall bring forth different kinds of creatures, like
cattle, insects and let these animals of different kinds walk the earth

Gen 1:25
The gods fashioned different animals and cattle and other walking beasts upon the earth, the gods saw was it was pleasant


Gen 1:26
The Gods said, let us make produce man in our ressemblence and likeines, let them rule over the fish of the seas and rivers, the flying birds of the sky and the cattle of the land, as well as the over animals that walk the earth.

Gen 1:27
The Gods fashioned man in there own ressemblence, the ressemblence of the gods created males and females created them.

Gen 1:28
The gods blessed them, and the gods told them to breed and fill the land, and rule and dominate over the fish of the seas and rivers, birds of the sky and over every animal that moves upon the earth.

Gen 1:29
The Gods said to them, i gave you every plant bearing seeds upon the faces of the land and every trees and its fruit that yield seeds for your consumpsion.

Gen 1:30
The Animals of the earth, the birds of the sky and animals that walk upon the land whom will feed upon the plants as food.

Gen 1:31
The Gods saw which he had made and the abundances was good.
the Sun Set and Sun Rise for the sixth Day,

Gen 2:1 (should be 1:32)
The sky and earth finised its duty

Gen 2:2 (should be 1:33)
Upon the seventh day, the gods finished there work they had done and rested upon the seventh day from there work they had done.

Gen 2:3 (should be 1:34)
The Gods blessed the sevenths day which was observed as holy, because they had rested from there work that the gods created and made

(it seems that another author wrote from Gen 2:4, i am half way translating Gen 2-3, gen 1 should have stopped at gen 2:3 )

Perfect....I love it......Might as well just read the Enuma Elish or the Epic of Gilgamesh.....
 

outhouse

Atheistically
The point at which a function reachs either a high value (local maximum) or the highest value (global maximum). Use the first and second derivative tests.

now if you could answer it in his context your brilliant

and what exactly is Noah NationTablet
 
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Rhadamanthus

Limenoscopus
now if you could answer it in his context your brilliant

and what exactly is Noah NationTablet

In Genesis, Noah has Three Children whom became Three Nations that split into Smaller Nations, Greeks are known for creating foundation myths of everything.

The names on the Left are from Genesis, and in brackets are "Historical" names, and the time they are dates
all around the same region.

Cush (King Kashta) *765-752 BCE*
Sabtah (King Shabaka) *721-702 BCE*
Sabtechah (King Shebitku) *707-690 BCE*
Nimrod (King Nimlot II) *735-665 BCE*
Japeth/Phut (King Iuput II) *754-715BCE*
Medai (King Midas) *about 700BCE*
Dedan (King Tanutameni) *664-657BCE*
Sargon II (722–705 BC)

The Legend of "Sargon" is dated to have being written around 700BC depicting a moses-style account of being drifted in a River, founded by a princess and became famous as an adult, I think this is attributes to "Sargon II" rather then "Sargon I".

All Three Sons of Noah does seem to resemble the Nations that Sargon II had conquered or intervened, maybe the bible is not Linear?

Homer the Greek writer predates Genesis as according to this Logic
 
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outhouse

Atheistically
In Genesis, Noah has Three Children whom became Three Nations that split into Smaller Nations, Greeks are known for creating foundation myths of everything.

The names on the Left are from Genesis, and in brackets are "Historical" names, and the time they are dates
all around the same region.

Cush (King Kashta) *765-752 BCE*
Sabtah (King Shabaka) *721-702 BCE*
Sabtechah (King Shebitku) *707-690 BCE*
Nimrod (King Nimlot II) *735-665 BCE*
Japeth/Phut (King Iuput II) *754-715BCE*
Medai (King Midas) *about 700BCE*
Dedan (King Tanutameni) *664-657BCE*
Sargon II (722–705 BC)

The Legend of "Sargon" is dated to have being written around 700BC depicting a moses-style account of being drifted in a River, founded by a princess and became famous as an adult, I think this is attributes to "Sargon II" rather then "Sargon I".

All Three Sons of Noah does seem to resemble the Nations that Sargon II had conquered or intervened, maybe the bible is not Linear?

Noah has no historicity at all according to scholars and historians
 

outhouse

Atheistically
Also, the flood myth comes out of mesopotamian cources, from a real attested flood in 2900 BC when the Euphrates overflowed.
 

Rhadamanthus

Limenoscopus
Noah has no historicity at all according to scholars and historians

I treat Noah equally with Deucalion as myths, but people of 7-600bc are found in the Genesis Book, hence inspirations, and they are from Kush.

Ark-Ra- Three? Sons-Bird Guide
Ark-Noah-Three Sons-Bird Guide
Ark-Deucalion-Three Sons
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Rhadamanthus

Limenoscopus
are they or are they not mythical people?




then you need to show this, sources please

Cush (King Kashta) *765-752 BCE* ("The Kushite")
Egyptian Pharaohs : Late Kingdom : Dynasty 25 : Kashta

Sabtah (King Shabaka) *721-702 BCE* (k often t)
Egyptian Pharaohs : Late Kingdom : Dynasty 25 : Shebaka

Sabtechah (King Shebitku) *707-690 BCE* (S-b-t-k)
Egyptian Pharaohs : Late Kingdom : Dynasty 25 : Shebitku

Nimrod (King Nimlot II) *735-665 BCE* r = l / d = t (Nim-rod/lot)
Egyptian Pharaohs : Third Intermediate Period : Dynasty 23 : Pharaohs in Hermopolis

Japeth/Phut (King Iuput II) *754-715BCE* (Iu-Phut (J-P-T) (Jepeth)
Egyptian Pharaohs : Third Intermediate Period : Dynasty 23 : Thebes : Iuput II

Medai (King Midas) *about 700BCE*
(Contempry of Sargon II)
Sargon II - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dedan (King Thotemhat) "T-T-em" or Tanutamani *664-657BCE* or *760-735*
Egyptian Pharaohs : Late Kingdom : Dynasty 25 : Tanutamani
Egyptian Pharaohs : Third Intermediate Period : Dynasty 23 : Pharaohs in Hermopolis
 

outhouse

Atheistically
Cush (King Kashta) *765-752 BCE* ("The Kushite")
Egyptian Pharaohs : Late Kingdom : Dynasty 25 : Kashta

Sabtah (King Shabaka) *721-702 BCE* (k often t)
Egyptian Pharaohs : Late Kingdom : Dynasty 25 : Shebaka

Sabtechah (King Shebitku) *707-690 BCE* (S-b-t-k)
Egyptian Pharaohs : Late Kingdom : Dynasty 25 : Shebitku

Nimrod (King Nimlot II) *735-665 BCE* r = l / d = t (Nim-rod/lot)
Egyptian Pharaohs : Third Intermediate Period : Dynasty 23 : Pharaohs in Hermopolis

Japeth/Phut (King Iuput II) *754-715BCE* (Iu-Phut (J-P-T) (Jepeth)
Egyptian Pharaohs : Third Intermediate Period : Dynasty 23 : Thebes : Iuput II

Medai (King Midas) *about 700BCE*
(Contempry of Sargon II)
Sargon II - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dedan (King Thotemhat) "T-T-em" or Tanutamani *664-657BCE* or *760-735*
Egyptian Pharaohs : Late Kingdom : Dynasty 25 : Tanutamani
Egyptian Pharaohs : Third Intermediate Period : Dynasty 23 : Pharaohs in Hermopolis

Correct and we know some egyptians migrated to Israel.


now what connection are you trying to make?
 

LegionOnomaMoi

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Still trolling, If you don't like this thread Ignore it.
Umm... the OP is trolling. The whole idea of someone who can't read greek or hebrew providing an "accurate translation" of texts in these languages is nonsense. The fact that you don't listen to people who actually know a great deal more, including the language you're "translating" without being able to read it, means that your "thread" is just garbage you hope to sell to anyone who lacks the background to realize its utter lack of intellectual integrity, value, or honesty. Those who don't want intelligent people who just happen to lack any knowledge of hebrew and/or biblical studies don't ignore your thread because this is a FORUM for discussion and I would imagine that others, like me, would not want completely unfounded and baseless information to be posted and disseminated without someone pointing out how ridiculous it is.
 

Rakhel

Well-Known Member
Umm... the OP is trolling. The whole idea of someone who can't read greek or hebrew providing an "accurate translation" of texts in these languages is nonsense. The fact that you don't listen to people who actually know a great deal more, including the language you're "translating" without being able to read it, means that your "thread" is just garbage you hope to sell to anyone who lacks the background to realize its utter lack of intellectual integrity, value, or honesty. Those who don't want intelligent people who just happen to lack any knowledge of hebrew and/or biblical studies don't ignore your thread because this is a FORUM for discussion and I would imagine that others, like me, would not want completely unfounded and baseless information to be posted and disseminated without someone pointing out how ridiculous it is.
yeah. WE don wan no dum peepoles walkin round her
 

HiddenDjinn

Well-Known Member
It's My Birthday!
They keep laying these troll treats around and telling us not to eat them. Silly n00bs.
It's like someone approaching a bridge and not expecting to pay the troll. Well, toll. Well, both.
*hides club until next time*
 

LegionOnomaMoi

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Elohim = angels
Why? Are you basing this on something you read? And may I ask what?
Number in Hebrew, as in English, is often idiomatic. Abstract concepts are frequently expressed in the plural in Hebrew, when in english they would be singular. Elohim is an honorific plural. It refers to a singular concept.

Also, language in general is highly idiomatic. Even generative linguists like Jackendoff have recognized that the lexicon must contain more than just words, while constructions grammarians don't divide grammar and lexicon into two seperate entities at all. This is one reason word-for-word translations are usually terrible. Translation requires a nuanced grasp not only of grammatical concepts like number, but also of the the ways particular concepts are expressed in prefabs or phrasal "nouns."
 
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