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The Hammer

Skald
Premium Member



The first step to understand the point: fish is human, is this: I am extremely good in doing top science.
Please read my CV in the link in the thread. Thank you.

Lmao. Sorry no,

I'm not hiring you, I have no need for your CV.

You have an inner fish, an inner reptile, and an outer mammal, oh no.
 
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Irate State

Äkta människor
I love my audience, it is just an innocent conversation. Not needed to report me to authorities. Thank you.

Of course I won't report you, you're not breaking the forums rules.
Many reply in all seriousness, many in a light-hearted manner, but it's undeniable that you're pulling everyone's leg.
So I say good job sir.
 
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Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
DISPROOF OF EVOLUTION-ISM CAN BE FUN

Disproof #1
If God would not make monkeys, which animal (or plant, insect, fish, microbe)
would Darwin choose for us as the next of kin
(the closest relative)? And to the farthest relative?


You are fish, says the video. No, the fish is a human. It is all the point of my thread. Please read the thread with a serious mental effort to understand the point: the fish is a human.

The first step to understand the point: fish is human, is this: I am extremely good in doing top science. Please read my CV in the link in the thread. Thank you.

So, you have not made this important step. But if you do, then you will see, that I have a top-journal level result here. The NEW result in biology, the breakthrough:

fish is human.

It is Science fact: human is fish,

But it is illogical absurd: fish is human. Why? Because it is not peer-reviewed.

I have heard conversations in mental hospitals, I tell you, they are much saner. Why? The people there get their medicine. If somebody would vote for me, I promise to build a mental Clinique in every district, any corner of the world. If you disagree with "fish is human", then you agree with Creationism.

Disproof #2

Each and every human gets born by a human only
and gives birth to a human only. That is humankind.
If you are not sure concerning yourself, be
positive, the President of the USA
(pick up the cutest one) is a human. And be sure
that at least one of the monkeys in the forest
(pick up the ugliest monkey) is not human. Thus,
there is no common ancestor between monkeys and
humans.


But on the next level of enlightenment, you should
compare humans not to the monkey (it is a brain work to find ten differences),
but to birds, or dogs, or insects, or trees, or amoebae, or viruses.
You get more convincing disproof of Evolution-ism because
in this theory all living beings are humans.


PROOF OF GOD AND UFO: Is Our World an Intelligent Simulation?, viXra.org e-Print archive, viXra:2104.0152
PROOF OF MY SANITY: Science and Psycho
Have you ever heard of science?
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
We're closely related to apes, not monkeys.

Our furthest relatives would be simple microscopic life forms.

Darwin didn't "choose" he concluded.
As if Darwin was going through a list of candidates for consideration.

Darwin: Um, let's see. Koalas are really cute. I want to go with that one. No. Better make it monkeys. No. No! I know! I'll go with apes. Even better since we are already related to them.
 

Subduction Zone

Veteran Member
We're closely related to apes, not monkeys.

Our furthest relatives would be simple microscopic life forms.

Darwin didn't "choose" he concluded.
We are apes. One cannot evolve out of one's history. What you just said is on the order of "Horses are closely related to equines".
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
It is Science fact: human is fish,

But it is illogical absurd: fish is human. Why? Because it is not peer-reviewed.

I have heard conversations in mental hospitals, I tell you, they are much saner. Why? The people there get their medicine. If somebody would vote for me, I promise to build a mental Clinique in every district, any corner of the world. If you disagree with "fish is human", then you agree with Creationism.
This isn't peer-reviewed either. So your thread is not a fish?

My hovercraft is full of eels.
 

Bear Wild

Well-Known Member
If God would not make monkeys, which animal
would Darwin choose for us as the next of kin
(the closest relative)? And to the farthest relative?

I am going for raccoons. They wash their food before the eat it. That would have set well with the his publication date in Victorian England 's image of proper etiquette. They also have von economo cells in their brains like humans although Darwin would not have known that.
 

Bear Wild

Well-Known Member
DISPROOF OF EVOLUTION-ISM CAN BE FUN

Disproof #1
If God would not make monkeys, which animal (or plant, insect, fish, microbe)
would Darwin choose for us as the next of kin
(the closest relative)? And to the farthest relative?


You are fish, says the video. No, the fish is a human. It is all the point of my thread. Please read the thread with a serious mental effort to understand the point: the fish is a human.

The first step to understand the point: fish is human, is this: I am extremely good in doing top science. Please read my CV in the link in the thread. Thank you.

So, you have not made this important step. But if you do, then you will see, that I have a top-journal level result here. The NEW result in biology, the breakthrough:

fish is human.

It is Science fact: human is fish,

But it is illogical absurd: fish is human. Why? Because it is not peer-reviewed.

I have heard conversations in mental hospitals, I tell you, they are much saner. Why? The people there get their medicine. If somebody would vote for me, I promise to build a mental Clinique in every district, any corner of the world. If you disagree with "fish is human", then you agree with Creationism.

Disproof #2

Each and every human gets born by a human only
and gives birth to a human only. That is humankind.
If you are not sure concerning yourself, be
positive, the President of the USA
(pick up the cutest one) is a human. And be sure
that at least one of the monkeys in the forest
(pick up the ugliest monkey) is not human. Thus,
there is no common ancestor between monkeys and
humans.


But on the next level of enlightenment, you should
compare humans not to the monkey (it is a brain work to find ten differences),
but to birds, or dogs, or insects, or trees, or amoebae, or viruses.
You get more convincing disproof of Evolution-ism because
in this theory all living beings are humans.


PROOF OF GOD AND UFO: Is Our World an Intelligent Simulation?, viXra.org e-Print archive, viXra:2104.0152
PROOF OF MY SANITY: Science and Psycho

This thread sounds kind of fishy to me!!! Its whole basis starts out wrong since god did not make monkeys, they evolved and then just deteriorated from their.

Most of all I would not use this thread to assert your saneness. It can only go downhill from here.
 
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