Challenge for atheists, worship Satan.

[Desert Snake]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen. If Satan is real, you might get an indication of that, via Spiritual awareness, etc, of such.

Shalom

 

[Mock Turtle]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

Is that how you assign cause and effect? Do a bad deed and immediately get struck down, or do you have to wait until you can reference it to an earlier action?

 

[viole]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

I just did. I did exactly as you said. Nothing happened.

Therefore, atheism can be real. By the way, we already know that atheism is real, since I am atheist and I know a lot of atheists.

Ciao

- viole

 

[Subduction Zone]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

One cannot worship that which he believes does not exist. You seem to be implying that your own worship of God is a worship of a make believe being since you think that others can do the same with a being that you clearly do not believe in, that is in the sense necessary to worship him. Only one that felt that their belief in God was false would think that others could do the same for Satan.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

I'm an atheist precisely because I dont believe in deities, so I am incapable of sincerely worshipping one. But there already exists plenty of Satanists, including a number on this site. They're doing just fine.

 

[YmirGF]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

How could one possibly worship a being they do not believe exists? How sincerely could one fake it?

 

[Debater Slayer]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

This is only the billionth time I've seen such a "challenge" for atheists. With any luck, we'll be challenged to worship @Sunstone sometime!

 

[Stevicus]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

Well, I just tried. I said "Hail, Satan," and looked out the window. Not a speck of hail.

Therefore, atheism is real.

 

[Sir Doom]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

I don't let Satan wear the pants in our relationship. He worships me.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

How 'sincerely' can you worship Shiva?

 

[Twilight Hue]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

Hail Satan!!!!

 

[Flame]

Nope, nothing happened.

Also; HAIL SATAN!

 

[Unveiled Artist]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

That doesnt make sense.

Whats a satan?

 

[Sir Doom]

He's a character from Dragonball Z.

 

[Twilight Hue]

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Nope, nothing happened.

Also; HAIL SATAN!

Me either. I think my hail is busted.

 

[Twilight Hue]

That doesnt make sense.

Whats a satan?

Saddam's lover.

 

[ecco]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

I tried to worship Satan, no evil befell me.
I tried to worship Santa, no presents rained down on me.
I tried to worship Rabbits, none led me down a hole into wonderland.
I tried to worship the LottoGod, my net worth did not increase.

I didn't try to worship your god, I know he is not real.

In the grand scheme of things this OP is right up there with the dumbest ones ever posted.

 

[Dell]

Since atheists don't believe in Satan, here is a challenge, that is simple.

Worship Satan as sincerely as you can. Then note if anything happens. If atheism is real, nothing should happen.

Shalom

Really? Pleeeease stop the drama.. what kind of logic is that? What would you expect to happen? Fire from the sky, leprosy, spontaneous combustion? How about an atheist making a fool out of himself if he did... would be the result.

 

[Jumi]

Whats a satan?

An accuser.

 

[Dell]

BTW I think I was married to her once...