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Christians in America

linwood

linwood

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his_word_is_truth said:
Christians in America are mercilessly persecuted. We are like Jews in Nazi Germany. They wont let us pray in the schools, they call us all kinds of names like bible thumper and holy roller and now they want to make gospel preaching a hate crime but our God will get us the victory. We have endured much for the gospel but take heart. Jesus said the world hated him and they will hate us too. The hour of his second coming is at hand and soon we will be with him in heaven. Our God is an awesome God. Amen.
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This is a parody right?

You can`t be serious.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
We dont want to control you but you need to realize that Jesus is Lord and we are commanded to rule in his name.
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Don't worry. You wont have to or get the chance to rule this nation.
 
linwood

linwood

Well-Known Member
I haven`t read this whole thread because I can`t take that much comic relief all at once but this guy is either..

A:poe
B:9 years old
C:My neighbor across the street.

Ordered by probability because I`m not sure my neighbor across the street can use a keyboard.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I haven`t read this whole thread because I can`t take that much comic relief all at once but this guy is either..

A:poe
B:9 years old
C:My neighbor across the street.
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There are people who are really like this. It's difficult to tell if they are really a troll, or just hold beliefs that stir up a reaction in a more liberal swaying forum.
 
EverChanging

EverChanging

Well-Known Member
If we wanted a Christian Taliban, we would already have one. We know how to get things done. The left oppresses us always because they hate God's word. They hate having their sin preached against and make every effort to silence us but God has heard the prayers of his precious saints and soon he will avenge us. Glory! We dont want to control you but you need to realize that Jesus is Lord and we are commanded to rule in his name.
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Again, I say, eat my feces.
 
dogsgod

dogsgod

Well-Known Member
his_word_is_truth said:
If we wanted a Christian Taliban, we would already have one. We know how to get things done. The left oppresses us always because they hate God's word. They hate having their sin preached against and make every effort to silence us but God has heard the prayers of his precious saints and soon he will avenge us. Glory! We dont want to control you but you need to realize that Jesus is Lord and we are commanded to rule in his name.
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The left oppresses the right so the right wants to whack the left?
 
MysticSang'ha

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Awwwww, secular America persecutes Christians by keeping you from ruling over everyone in a theocracy.

Poor poor Christian. :hugehug:
 
Wotan

Wotan

Active Member
his_word_is_truth said:
If we wanted a Christian Taliban, we would already have one. We know how to get things done. The left oppresses us always because they hate God's word. They hate having their sin preached against and make every effort to silence us but God has heard the prayers of his precious saints and soon he will avenge us. Glory! We dont want to control you but you need to realize that Jesus is Lord and we are commanded to rule in his name.
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So you quite powerful after all.;)

How does this square with you and your fellow believers being shipped to "the camps?":rolleyes:
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
his_word_is_truth said:
Christians in America are mercilessly persecuted. We are like Jews in Nazi Germany.
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This is more than a little insulting to the memory of those who perished under Hitler.

You are whining, quite pathetically, about things that don't harm you.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
his_word_is_truth said:
How dare you call me taliban. We dont make women wear burquas or kill followers of other faiths. What you people dont want is a nation that obeys God's holy standard. If you want to live unrighteously, fine but stay out of our way because we are going to bring America under the rule and reign of the cross. We will not permit you to pollute our nation with your filth. Victory shall be ours in Jesus name. I support your right to practice any religion you want or no religion at all and I dont support any law that would prevent you from doing so but you this nation belongs Jesus Christ. If you dont like that, you are free to leave.
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Because that's one of the few groups on earth where religion is practiced as you would like. Possibly Iran and Saudi Arabia would be good for you as well.
 
Erebus

Erebus

Well-Known Member
T-Dawg said:
You know, I should start doing some of those things for lulz... yeh, this Thanksgiving, if people try to make me pray, I'll thank Darwin for our evolutionary ability to produce this food with the aid of no god. :D
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Go for it, should be a laugh ;)
 
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