Destined for Heaven?

[sandy whitelinger]

Predestination is not biblical.

It is if you're a Calvinist.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

All I know is you can't get to heaven in a Chevrolet, 'cause a Chevrolet don't go that way...

Just sayin'...

Try a Honda. After all, in the book of Acts, all the apostles were in one Accord.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

The Universe is heaven and we are in heaven now.

Is hell in a trailer park in Arkansas then?

 

[sandy whitelinger]

We are all more or less destined for Heaven. That doesn't mean we will all receive the same reward once there.

Some blow it along the way.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

But you might get there in a silver Thunderbird.

Elijah got there in a chariot.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

Guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

I disagree with that!

 

[sandy whitelinger]

What is Heaven?

Cheesecake.

 

[Muffled]

Elijah got there in a chariot.

There is no evidence that Elijah went to Heaven only that he ascended to heaven as Jesus ascended to the clouds.