It is not that I dont understand the point you are trying to make, you have made yourself quite clear, and you are clearly wrong. I am sorry but you have a very simplistic narrow view of what Christianity is. There is absolutely no logical reason why the word of God cannot include an allegory. Do you know what an allegory is?
Many Christians accept the theory of evolution. Many Christians believe that Genesis is the word of God, but not meant to be taken literally. There is no reason that God must be limited to literal accounts. There is no reason that God could not use metaphors, allegories, parables etc to convey ideas. I am not saying that this is what I believe, but many Christians do believe this. It has nothing to do with picking and choosing, it has to do with interpreting the Bible intelligently. This includes Popes, Bishops, Priests, Ministers, and lay people. There are biologists who are Christians. (notice my signature)
You have one interpretation of the Bible, you have recently come to understand that the Bible cannot be true according to this interpretation. I congratulate you on that awakening. But now you insist that all Christians must have that same interpretation of the Bible that you have rejected. This is a very narrow minded position.