Vegemite > Marmite.
marmite has sugar in it, and while edible, isn't as good as vegemite.
I'm definitely with you there.
Does anyone here remember a show called 'Saturday Disney'. Well for those unlucky enough to not have lived in Australia 10 years ago saturday disney was a kids program which showed disney cartoons. One time the hosts (all three of them being young and horrendously good looking) went to the US and was giving people taste tests of vegemite. All the adults hated it, all the babies loved.
I think that everyone is born LOVING vegemite but somehow attain a certain psychological disability to liking it. I'm sure there's support groups out there for you poor individuals.
I have it, i just had an amazing idea (probably the vegemite on toast i just ate) im starting a religion that worships vegemite. It's real and by real i mean you can actually use your 5 senses to back this up, you dont have to imagine it, or just have 'faith' that it is real. It's good for you buttloads of vitamin B6. It's not judgemental, it wont get jealous and strike you down if you feel like peanut butter on your toast. It gives non stop and only asks for a small donation every now and then.
It's the perfect God.
"Our father in a glass jar
Yellow be thy label
Your yummyness come
Your tastiness be done on bread as it is on crackers
Give us this day our Vitamin B6
Forgive us our double dipping
As we forgive those who have double dipped against
And lead us not into hunger
But deliver us from dry toast
For yours is the yumminess
The gooiness
And the saltiness
For ever and ever
Amen'
Do you like. It's only a first draft, vegemitism is felxible and will move with the times so it may and probably will be changed in the future.
Yours in black goiness
-Q