Are you serious? I was about to rate this funny, because it did give me a good laugh, but then I thought to myself, you may actually be serious about this. Are you?
I find each time I am on a religious forum, I always hear a number of new versions on the father and son. I'm sure I haven't heard the last either.
Don't worry, you can take your armor off and rise up. I'm not going to throw anything. Besides, if I did, a flak Jacket would be the last thing to save you, and ducking.... I think you would find it more comforting in a hole curled up with a beaver.
Anyhow. I'll go ahead and rate it funny, because I can't stop laughing. Thanks.