Since this is obviously a less than serious thread, feel free to digress as far as you like.
Haha alright!
The logic behind heaven and hell just does not make sense, plain and simple. My greatest criticism is the nature of the devil. The devil loves showing god that he is better according to Christian mythology. He tries to lead us away from god because of his pride and arrogance. So, if we do the devils work, the devil is going to like an reward us.
This is pointless though. The greatest argument against the whole God vs Satan thing is Devil Worshiping. While quite horrible it is actually completely logical to accept as true.
Why Devil Worshiping is the Correct Christian Path
1. God is all loving and all forgiving.
2. So, as long as we apologize for our sins and
truly mean it, we will be forgiven.
3. Satan is the ruler of this world, he has the greatest influence on our lives trying to take us from god.
4. So, this life should be more focused on avoiding the devil's wrath than worrying about the after life (as god is forgiving).
5. Since Satan is evil and overly proud, it is logical to believe that he will torment you if you
do not honor him.
6. So, appealing to Satan must be done to avoid hell.
7. God will forgive you for trying to save your soul, no matter the acts you commit if you are truly sorry.
Therefore, Devil Worshiping is the best way to heaven.