Yes, of course. Duh! How could I have forgotten!?. He was called 'Ceiling Cat' in those days, the certified authentic and original account of His Creation of The World having recently been discovered in Persia of some very ancient manuscripts, rendering null and void all subsequent accounts.....
Genesis 1
Old Testament
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a urth. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.
7An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.
8An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.
10An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.
12An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.
13An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.
15It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.
16An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.
17An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.
18An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.
19An so teh furth day w00t.
20An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.
21An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.
22An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.
23An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.
25An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
30For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
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