How Sophisticated Are You?

[Alt Thinker]

Yo Yo Ma is how Rocky Balboa gets his mother's attention.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I proofread my posts for spelling mistakes.

(actually, I don't, but the fact that I know claiming to makes me sound smarter than I am is TOTALLY sophisticated)

 

[savagewind]

I proof read my posts!

 

[Viker]

I spell check my spellchecker.

 

[Revoltingest]

I customize my spell checker (BOS Speller) to recognize words not programmed into it.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I know what sophistry is but not Sophism.

 

[Sha'irullah]

When it is a cold Sunday morning I watch hentai with shades on and smoke a cigar.

The shades part is fake but the cigar is real!

...jazz hands!

 

[The Sum of Awe]

Things for me tend to be not possible, but likely.

 

[StarryNightshade]

So......how sophisticated are you bozos?

I drink my tea with my pinky extended outward and scoff at you classless cretans. :faint:

 

[dantech]

I excuse my self almost every time I burp.

 

[Estro Felino]

I excuse my self almost every time I burp.

It's the most beautiful sound, especially when you have guests

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Yesterday was the first time in I don't know how many years that I went clothes shopping. Most of my clothes have holes and tears in them, and now having a job that requires clothes to be in "good repair" because they don't have uniforms I spent 80 dollars on clothes (which to me is alot to spend on clothes all at once).

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It's the most beautiful sound, especially when you have guests

It's considered quite rude over here.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so sophisticated, that when someone burps, I don't clap.
Moreover, I inquire about whether it caused an injury.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yesterday was the first time in I don't know how many years that I went clothes shopping. Most of my clothes have holes and tears in them, and now having a job that requires clothes to be in "good repair" because they don't have uniforms I spent 80 dollars on clothes (which to me is alot to spend on clothes all at once).

I go to only the better quality thrift stores....where most
workers don't look like an addict.
(I can still buy half a dozen shirts for less than 10 bucks.)

 

[dantech]

I go to only the better quality thrift stores....where most
workers don't look like an addict.
(I can still buy half a dozen shirts for less than 10 bucks.)

You probably go through shirts like haggis, what with being shoulder-deep in the toilet all day...

"Ooh.. That's a nasty clog!"

 

[Draupadi]

I am so sophisticated that if someone snores near me I punch holes on that person's nose, to make it soundproof.

 

[dantech]

I am so sophisticated that if someone snores near me I punch holes on that person's nose, to make it soundproof.

It's better when you clog the wholes. Try it!

 

[Revoltingest]

You probably go through shirts like haggis, what with being shoulder-deep in the toilet all day...
"Ooh.. That's a nasty clog!"

Shirts last longer if'n ya don't launder'm.
And the stench keeps pesky neighbors from borrowing'm.

 

[Draupadi]

It's better when you clog the wholes. Try it!

But that will kill them.