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I am omnipresent and omnipotent, like God.

dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
Wu Wei said:
But...but...if you have not stayed at a Holiday Inn Express (see TV commercials to understand my obscure reference :D)... how is anyone supposed to take your claims of omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscience seriously.... now I am confused and doubt my faith
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Unfortunately, me and God and several other beings, in the same being everywhere in condition, are sharing every Holiday Inn Express room in the world and also with the customers as well. It's just one of the many easily bearable crosses being everywhere and knowing everything comes with. One of those other several other beings is La Chupacapra; he's the worst.
 
ether-ore

ether-ore

Active Member
dust1n said:
Hello. All, I just wanted to share with you guys that I realized that I now know both everything and anything, and can do everything and anything, much like many of the gods that are claimed to exist.

That is all.
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Very cute. Except that your claim doesn't come with the evidence of an overall plan for the benefit of the human family. The concept of having a plan for humanity and of God's plan specifically cannot be lightly dismissed. Also, you have no witness to this claim but yourself whereas God has manifested Himself to many prophets who all say the same thing about Him. God has a plan and corroboration for it and Himself, you do not.
 
dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
ether-ore said:
Very cute. Except that your claim doesn't come with the evidence of an overall plan for the benefit of the human family. The concept of having a plan for humanity and of God's plan specifically cannot be lightly dismissed. Also, you have no witness to this claim but yourself whereas God has manifested Himself to many prophets who all say the same thing about Him. God has a plan and corroboration for it and Himself, you do not.
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Sure. But I didn't claim any of those things. I have no plans for myself. I mean, I know what's going to happen in exact detail at all times what will happen to myself. But I have no particular plans as you put it. Especially for humanity, eck. I was going around doing anything, knowing everything and being everywhere before this place showed up. As far as prophets go, hey, even God had to start with one Christian and work from there.
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
dust1n said:
Unfortunately, me and God and several other beings, in the same being everywhere in condition, are sharing every Holiday Inn Express room in the world and also with the customers as well. It's just one of the many easily bearable crosses being everywhere and knowing everything comes with. One of those other several other beings is La Chupacapra; he's the worst.
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Thank you, that makes sense.... my faith is less rattled now
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
dust1n said:
Excellent. Are you looking for work? I'd look, but I don't to break your free will here and all. Apparently I got an opening in the prophet division.
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Well I am employed...but prophet could be a great career change... what's the retirement plan like
 
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popsthebuilder

Active Member
dust1n said:
I know of and reside in and am capable of doing anything in all possible worlds. Though, I do have a temporary body in this particular possible world for the time being.
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That's all good and great. Just remember to be giving and kind and loving and thankful to God in all that you do. An internal afterlife in a blissful place would be great. An internal afterlife and a horrible wretched place would be quite the opposite. I wish you all the best and I look forward to speaking with you further. Your particular insights are unlike most and very welcome. Thank you.
 
dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
popsthebuilder said:
That's all good and great. Just remember to be giving and kind and loving and thankful to God in all that you do. An internal afterlife in a blissful place would be great. An internal afterlife and a horrible wretched place would be quite the opposite. I wish you all the best and I look forward to speaking with you further. Your particular insights are unlike most and very welcome. Thank you.
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Thanks. We'll speak again the in the future. I can see it now.
 
dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
Wu Wei said:
Yeah...well...I may get that now anyways.... but I also get a 401K and heath insurance
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We actually decided to go with the prepaid medical card, but I can heal various ailments, given the right animal is slaughtered at my alter. It's not necessary, but it doesn't please me.
 
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