I need to be stopped.

[Bastet]

No, no, wait...

My favorite was, instead of the original lyrics of
"I see a little sillouette-a of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the Fandango?"
Hearing it
"I wear stilettos even though I am a man
Scary moose, scary moose
We've got duty-free mangos."


Duty free mangos!:woohoo:

:biglaugh: Makes about as much sense as the real lyrics. I've submitted some of my own, and some of my friends' misheard lyrics. One of my favourite Bee Gees ones is:

The Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heat it all up
don't need no help for us to make it
if it's just enough to take us to the morning.
I got hair on my mind,
I get higher in Milwaukee
and I'm blowing in the dark Stevie Wonder.
Correct Lyrics:
In the heat of our love
don't need no help for us to make it
gimme just enough to take us to the morning.
I got fire in my mind,
I got higher in my walkin'
and I'm glowing in the dark,
I give you warning.

I don't think I've ever sung the correct lyrics since I saw the Milwaukee/Stevie Wonder combo...

 

[Feathers in Hair]

:biglaugh: Makes about as much sense as the real lyrics. I've submitted some of my own, and some of my friends' misheard lyrics. One of my favourite Bee Gees ones is:

The Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heat it all up
don't need no help for us to make it
if it's just enough to take us to the morning.
I got hair on my mind,
I get higher in Milwaukee
and I'm blowing in the dark Stevie Wonder.
Correct Lyrics:
In the heat of our love
don't need no help for us to make it
gimme just enough to take us to the morning.
I got fire in my mind,
I got higher in my walkin'
and I'm glowing in the dark,
I give you warning.

I don't think I've ever sung the correct lyrics since I saw the Milwaukee/Stevie Wonder combo...

:biglaugh:Well *that* did my computer screen no amount of good when I spurt out my soda from the laughter!

I completely agree that some of them make as much sense, if not more, than the original lyric. Especially ones from some of my beloved Beatles-

"Yeah, I'm outta custard"
as opposed to
"Yellow matter custard".