oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Now that's an idea.You wanna deplore rockets or something?
All members should have a tiny explosive micro-chip embedded in their shoulder. If any member breaks a rule seriously badly, all the staff have to do is press a button, and then listen for a tiny 'pop' in the far distance!
This, and only this, could encourage me to apply for a staff position............. oh boy......there'd be some gratifying pops and bangs around the world.....
They know who they are!