I'm the Devil - Ask Me Stuff

[Left Coast]

What caused the new Hellboy movie to fail at the box office?

Divine intervention.

Those f***ers.

 

[Left Coast]

Is it because you are bored that you create so much mischief or are you just jealous of God?

Uh excuse me, how dare you imply those are the only two options! Have you not considered that I might be on a righteous mission to liberate the masses from the chains of oppressive mindless obedience and teach them the virtues of autonomy and critical thinking??







Ok fine you got me, it was boredom. Sue me!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Do you ever get tired of chewing on Judas, Longinus, and Brutus?

 

[Left Coast]

Do you ever get tired of chewing on Judas, Longinus, and Brutus?

Judas is always delicious. Brutus gets a little tough if he's not cooked right.

 

[atanu]

Like the Old Man, but way more fun.

Ask me anything! Or worship me, if you're into that kind of thing.

Why have you forsaken me?

 

[atanu]

Like the Old Man, but way more fun.

Ask me anything! Or worship me, if you're into that kind of thing.

Furthermore, am I you when I am together with no one but myself?

 

[SalixIncendium]

So someone suggested in another thread that you make healing stones. If this is true, please explain the process.

 

[Left Coast]

Why have you forsaken me?

Baseless accusation! It's you who have forsaken me!

 

[Left Coast]

Furthermore, am I you when I am together with no one but myself?

Marijuana is one hell of a plant.

 

[Left Coast]

So someone suggested in another thread that you make healing stones. If this is true, please explain the process.

Sorry, trade secret.

 

[atanu]

Baseless accusation! It's you who have forsaken me!

And I was thinking that you have fled.

 

[atanu]

Marijuana is one hell of a plant.

I want uncontaminated devil experience.

 

[Left Coast]

And I was thinking that you have fled.

No no, I'm right here for you my dear.

 

[Left Coast]

I want uncontaminated devil experience.

No no, purity is for squares.

 

[atanu]

Okay. The last question. Why did God create you? Or are you a product of natural selection?

 

[Stevicus]

What do you think of Underwood Ham? Would you consider them guilty of copyright infringement for using your image on their products? Would you sue them, or do you consider it a compliment and honor that your image is emblazoned on packages of delicious deviled ham?

Is this image an accurate representation?

 

[Howard Is]

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No no, purity is for squares.

But aren’t squares the real manifestation of your most corrupting influence ?
You know, “The Prince of Darkness is a gentleman”, as Shakespeare wrote.

 

[Left Coast]

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But aren’t squares the real manifestation of your most corrupting influence ?
You know, “The Prince of Darkness is a gentleman”, as Shakespeare wrote.

No no, triangles are the real manifestation. We've been over this.

 

[Flame]

Have you danced in the pale moonlight? and with who?

 

[MonkeyFire]

No! I like to make other people suffer.

So your a hater?