The Old Man is a masochist, apparently.
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I'm the Devil - Ask Me Stuff
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The Old Man is a masochist, apparently.
Howard Is
Lucky Mud
When I have one of my atypical migraines, the aura is composed of tiny triangles. It starts with just one. Like a tiny water droplet on the Retina screen, except triangular. Eventually about a third of my visual field is glittering triangular rainbow fish scales.
Are they the triangles you mean ?
My prey, of course.
No no, the suffering is consensual.
Sounds like you're having a small glimpse of the place, yep.
Howard Is
Lucky Mud
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
OK, now if a train leaves Chicago heading east at 67mph and another train leaves Detroit heading south at 72mph and another train leaves Boston heading west at 140mph......h0w long does it take to fly from New Jersey to Tokyo in a hot air balloon?
I like you, we could really use your services in Hell.
What do you think of Underwood Ham? Would you consider them guilty of copyright infringement for using your image on their products? Would you sue them, or do you consider it a compliment and honor that your image is emblazoned on packages of delicious deviled ham?
Is this image an accurate representation?
You appear to one medieval monk with horns and a tail for a laugh and suddenly everyone thinks you're half-goat. Lawsuits are deliciously torturous, sounds fun!
Nope.
Gentlemen aren't squares. They're discrete about indiscretions.
It's not the same, trust me on that.
Tom
Discrete.And which are you, Tom?
Tom
You seem more like a disgruntled wife.
MonkeyFire
Well-Known Member
What's your hellish (nihilistic) nature.
Bird123
Well-Known Member
Like the Old Man, but way more fun.
Ask me anything! Or worship me, if you're into that kind of thing.
So you are the Devil. To my surprise, I never thought you really existed except in the stories of mankind's holy books or within the beliefs of people.
Are you Happy? Does the mashing and grinding of your teeth bring you joy? Does your angry, hate and torment lead you to the best things in life? Does your attempt at control leave you wanting? Are you so sure of your ways that you never question them??
I have good news for you. Given enough lessons all God's children will be capable of creating a Heavenly state for themselves. You are no exception.
Haven't you had enough of all those petty things that has ended up hurting you? Yes, it's been a long time. Isn't it about time for you to create that Heavenly state of Happiness?
Contrary to popular belief, even you deserve Unconditional Love. I point the way. No demands. All the free choices are yours.
No child is ever left behind.
No matter how bad or evil you or the world thinks you are; goodness always exists somewhere within. It's time to nurture that and grow into the Greatness you are to become. It's all within your hands.
That's what I see!! It's very clear!!
Disgruntled mistress, really. No ring on this finger!
Spicy.
Do you have a brochure? I feel like I've toured this timeshare.
