I'm the Devil - Ask Me Stuff

[columbus]

Did you watch with glee while our kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made?

Ten decades?

Boy, you have a short memory.
Tom

 

[Stevicus]

Ten decades?

Boy, you have a short memory.
Tom

I was asking for verification purposes. I heard that somewhere, perhaps in a song, I think.

 

[dybmh]

Who invented toast?

 

[atanu]

Disgruntled mistress, really. No ring on this finger!

So devil has aspirations. Aspirations to be the Devi.

 

[Left Coast]

Did you watch with glee while our kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made?

Of course, it goes without saying!

 

[Left Coast]

Who invented toast?

Some delightful soul. Best thing since sliced bread, that stuff.

 

[Bird123]

Do you have a brochure? I feel like I've toured this timeshare.

I did, however the brochure didn't survive the flames of Hell when I delivered it too you. As long as you got the message, that's all that matters.

 

[Left Coast]

I did, however the brochure didn't survive the flames of Hell when I delivered it too you. As long as you got the message, that's all that matters.

Next time invest in flame retardant material! I'm an expert, I'll give you a great deal.

 

[Thief]

Like the Old Man, but way more fun.

Ask me anything! Or worship me, if you're into that kind of thing.

hey...are you responsible for all the damn mosquitos?

if you are....there's a place in hell for you

 

[Left Coast]

hey...are you responsible for all the damn mosquitos?

if you are....there's a place in hell for you

Absolutely not! But don't worry, there's a place in hell for me anyway

 

[Wu Wei]

the square root of 3 divided by cos 47 degrees = what color

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Like the Old Man, but way more fun.

Ask me anything! Or worship me, if you're into that kind of thing.

Was the Tenacious D song 'Tribute' strictly accurate, or did they take poetic license?

Does your whoopy-tail really go 'whip-crack'?

 

[Thief]

and did it hurt?......when you fell from heaven

 

[Left Coast]

the square root of 3 divided by cos 47 degrees = what color

Well done, my minion.

 

[Left Coast]

Was the Tenacious D song 'Tribute' strictly accurate, or did they take poetic license?

Does your whoopy-tail really go 'whip-crack'?

Oh honestly.

Who plays the greatest song in the world and then forgets it??

 

[Left Coast]

and did it hurt?......when you fell from heaven

I never knew you to be a flirt, Thief.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Like the Old Man, but way more fun.

Ask me anything! Or worship me, if you're into that kind of thing.

Since you are a known liar, but are smarter than people and you control the world, how can we trust anything?

When did you come up with Trump? Did the US lose a bet?

 

[Left Coast]

Since you are a known liar, but are smarter than people and you control the world, how can we trust anything?

You can't. Except for me. I would never lie to you.

When did you come up with Trump? Did the US lose a bet?

Well, one day I was eating an orange, and I found an old troll doll lying around and thought, you know what? This could work!