If you open a greasy spoon restaurant, you will hire a waitress named, "Flo."
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Inexorable Consequences
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If you get a bumper sticker that says "Go With The Flo," you will be asked to be a spokesperson for the local Plumbers Association.
If you have to wear jeans that expose a great deal of your true self when you bend over, you will realize that your true self can crack a smile, in two different directions, at the exact same time.
If you find yourself constantly trying to "crack up" others, Humpty Dumpty will form a PAC to keep you out of political office.
If you sweep the anti-egg vote, you will be attacked by partisan hens.
If you are attacked by partisan hens, you will attempt to sway the vote of the hen party by making meaningless, but PC speeches, at their hen party meetings.
edit: If you make meaningless, but PC speeches, at their hen party meetings, you will include the message that they are victims of the roosters.
If you include the message that they are victims of the roosters, you will inform them that you think roosters are bad guys, too.
If you inform them that you think roosters are bad guys, too, you will promise them to fight the roosters if they give you their vote.
edit: If you make meaningless, but PC speeches, at their hen party meetings, you will include the message that they are victims of the roosters.
If you include the message that they are victims of the roosters, you will inform them that you think roosters are bad guys, too.
If you inform them that you think roosters are bad guys, too, you will promise them to fight the roosters if they give you their vote.
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If you are called a dumb cluck, you will lament the fact that politics if "for the birds."
If you lament the fact that politics is for the birds, you will "migrate" to a fringe party.
If you "migrate" to a fringe party, you will never be able to find anything your candidate has to say being reported by the media.
If you never find anything your candidate has to say being reported by the media, you will feel alienated from government.
If you feel alienated from government, you will decide that you like that feeling.
If you decide that you like that feeling, you will want more of it.
If you want more of it, you will build a space ship and become a space alien.
If you decide that you like that feeling, you will want more of it.
If you want more of it, you will build a space ship and become a space alien.
If you are considered a messiah by the weak minded, you will start pontificating.
If you start pontificating, your spouse will tell you to "get off your high horse" and finish that project that you started, but haven't yet completed.
If your spouse tells you to "get off your high horse" and finish that project that you started, but haven't yet completed,
you will notice that you say "Yes, dear." an awful lot.
you will notice that you say "Yes, dear." an awful lot.