OK - just saw the movie and here are some adjectives I shall use to describe it:
STUPID
Artistic
Gratuitously violent (no surprise there)
Graphic
Unbelievable (in the most negative sense of the word)
Spoof
Belabored
Tedious
Over-produced
Excessive
Ridiculous
Over-the-top (once again, no surprise)
Waste of tax payer dollars
There were a few laughs, the film quality was excellent, costumes were quite nice, and Brad Pitt was loveable even as he was cutting swastikas into people's foreheads.
And there was a good scene - actually an excellent scene, and I wonder if (and believe that) Tarantino was making fun of us, his audience in this scene: The scene was when the Nazis were watching the gratuitously violent film, "National Pride" and they were all nodding their heads everytime someone was killed in this substandard film, and talking about what a great film it was. Honestly, did the audience (the real audience) not see the beautiful IRONY in that?
But of course it just ****** me off at Tarantino even more, because I believe he put that in there as a diss to the very audience who was paying to watch his movie.
Come to think of it, I'm only mad at myself. Tarantino is nothing but predictable, and I got precisely what I expected.
Too bad - I was hoping to be pleasantly surprised.