DavidFirth
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Shhhhhhhhh! I just had that bridge painted so folk won't see the rust! You'll ruin everything!
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Shhhhhhhhh! I just had that bridge painted so folk won't see the rust! You'll ruin everything!
DavidFirth
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Yeah. Gave a whole new meaning to Red Hot Chilly Hemorrhoid Peppers.
DavidFirth
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Once got run over by a bear. Yeah, I know, he looks like he got run over by a whole horde of bears, but trust me, it was only one.
Ken's got Barbie doll hands and no belly button, just like you 'Dave'...or should I say 'Ken'?
DavidFirth
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Meh. I whipped Ken's butt and took his girl. Not Barbie, his REAL girl.
Brickjectivity dances naked at bars to the song "Brick House."
DavidFirth
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Has the world's largest teddy bear collection. (Is really a cute lil ole teddy bear!)
Favorite cartoon character is Waylan Smithers.
(Big time crush.)
(Big time crush.)
Likes to climb into the cradle in nativity scenes, & pretend to be a baby.
Planning to dine upon the unwary?
Planning to dine upon the unwary?
Decorates his ears with glitter...pink glitter.
Can trace his lineage to a thorn bush.
Ruprecht The Monkey Boy from the movie, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, was based upon him.
Oblivious
Was a bearophobe until he discovered he was one.