Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Had an illicit relationship with Booboo Bear.
And cheated on Snagglepuss!

 

[Wu Wei]

is a foul, vile, indecent, disgusting, poodle molesting, flagrant disregarder of common decency and personal hygiene...and he has a flatulence problem too that he absolutely love to share in crowded elevators

 

[Revoltingest]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
And I am indeed flattered.

 

[Wu Wei]

tends to live in a fantasy world where he can spend his days frolicking in fields of old broken down antique engines while wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shorts full of cream cheese

 

[Revoltingest]

Likes cream cheese on his haggis.

 

[Wu Wei]

Likes haggis..no he really REALLY likes haggis.... a bit to much actually and most certainly to much for decent society

 

[Revoltingest]

Likes me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is delusional

 

[Revoltingest]

Feels unrequited love.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Never needs to buy mulch because of his dandruff.

 

[Revoltingest]

Puts me dandruff in his salt shaker to use on his TV dinners.
(Adds that special something he craves.)

 

[DavidFirth]

Drinks brake fluid to slow down and gas to speed up.

 

[Revoltingest]

As a bridge he has only one speed....immobile.

 

[DavidFirth]

And he drinks anti-freeze when he's cold, freon when he's hot.

 

[Revoltingest]

Has Wite Out on his computer screen (from fixing his mistakes).

 

[DavidFirth]

Tries to erase his mistakes by using a pencil eraser on his computer screen.

 

[Wu Wei]

Chews the erasers off of his pencils...and had to buy a new computer screen because after redacting a few papers he had to many Sharpie marks on it to see anything else

 

[Brickjectivity]

He buys chapstick as a tasty alternative to ex lax.

 

[Wu Wei]

makes brownies with ex-lax and sells them at bake sales

 

[Brickjectivity]

He wants everyone to think he's a bear, but he's actually a vegetable.