He had to get wedgie-bypass surgery.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
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An angry crowd toppled the statue of him.
He is a known statue fondler.
Upon seeing him, if the statues could run, they would.
Upon seeing him, if the statues could run, they would.
Someone once called him a dirty dog.
Dirty dogs everywhere took great offense.
Dirty dogs everywhere took great offense.
He opened a laundry in Scotland.
Not to clean dirty kilts....but to smell them!
Not to clean dirty kilts....but to smell them!
His grandmother wrote him a letter. On his forehead. A capital L.
His grandmother would've done the same, but she couldn't spell the letter.
But that's OK....he wouldn't have been able to read it.
But that's OK....he wouldn't have been able to read it.
Most of all, Scots hate bears.
And bears deserve this....especially Scottish bears.
And bears deserve this....especially Scottish bears.
Even ketchup couldn't give him taste.
His wife married him for his yoga mat.
He let Goldilocks get away.
Thinks Yogi Bear cartoons are documentaries about life in a national park.