Wow I've been using porn wrong all these years, who knew?
Yes it is something of dry dull read, I agree.
Who cares, Harry Potter outlines the rules of Quidditch, but I wouldn't lose any sleep if someone broke imaginary rules.
Yeah I don't believe you, and since masturbation harms no one, and nether does pornography ostensibly, the objections are subjective. If you don't like porn, don't use it, if you think masturbation is wrong don't do it, but others don't share these beliefs, and I am one such person which is why I am minded to comment.