I already ate Joe.
I already ate, Joe.
Just a simple alteration of grammar. Has no significance whatsoever. Sure, Joe would mind the difference, but who cares about Joe?
If a king says he won a battle with a few hundred and the grace of God, and there were thousands of soldiers instead ... actually, I think that makes a difference.
Of course, I take all the military stuff in the bible with a grain of salt.
How? Sleeping around was hardly a problem for men in that culture.
"I banged 1000 chicks last night, Dad."
"Awesome, son!"
LOL, yes, his other "legit" kids were SO much better.
I tend to believe that's more because Christianity will tell itself anything to avoid unpleasantries. The Religion of Truth will bend over backwards to lie when it suits it.
Why does God only seem to have minimal narrative skills and no scientific or historical information beyond that which the human authors describe?
The Holy Spirit is off duty? Why trust humans with a badly written sales brochure when I can have the Expert tell me Himself?
Because omniscience is a character trait that appeared later on in God's "backstory" and all the prophecies you read about can only be traced to AFTER the events they mention.
Ah, a hack kid's author given the authority of gospel. I can do that too:
I told the others, they didn’t believe me. You’re all doomed. You’re all doomed. -- Friday the 13th
"What we've got here is failure to communicate." -- Cool Hand Luke
"If you build it, he will come." -- Field of Dreams
Kermit's Conscience: Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember - they wanted to come.
Kermit: But... that's because they believed in me.
Kermit's Conscience: No, they believed in the dream.
Kermit: Well, so do I, but...
Kermit's Conscience: You do?
Kermit: Yeah! Of course I do.
Kermit's Conscience: Well then?
Kermit: Well then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me. -- The Muppet Movie
I've read better, and there are older tales than what comes from the bible.
I can read documents that can be shown to be even older. Now what?