This is just a little theory I have.
"Little" theories like yours are often facts in disguise.
Gnostic said:In Genesis, there is a serpent that talk and dupe Eve into eating the fruit that God forbidden. Christians have equated this serpent to Satan, even today.
Yes they have, wrongly.
There is no direct link between the serpent and Satan. Satan is never named, in this episode. In fact, he (Satan) is never named in the Torah (Genesis, Exodus, Numbers, Leviticus and Deuteronomy), not even in his later incarnation of Devil, Lucifer, etc.
My theory is that the serpent is not Satan, but God.
This understanding should revolutionize Theology to the same extent the Theory of Evolution did Science. Let's call it the SaG theory: Serpent as God.
True Torah Jews know what you mean. It is in their Oral tradition, where it is recognized that "He who speaks, knows not: and he who knows, speaks not". Yahweh God is Lucifer, his name and title, the Morning Star. His planet is Venus, not Saturn as the Christians would have it. Lucifer as Satan, a popular myth, is unsupported by the Bible as neither the Serpent nor Satan nor Lucifer are ever equated to each other in any passage of Scripture.
Gnostic said:I don't think God wanted to Adam and Eve to stay in the garden, and he tested them. He deliberately put the tree there, knowing that they would fail, even though he had warned Adam against eating it.
I don't think the serpent was Satan, but God
You are correct.
God saw they were good, the Adams and Eves (a race, not two individuals), but they were already dying, you see. The will to live is free but not by choice, and God foresaw that even though Adam and Eve had everlasting bodies, their will to live would fail eventually and they would die and be lost forever, as though they had never been. If this was not so, why would they be tempted by the promise of spiritual immortality and godlike power that it was said eating the Apple would bring?
So God decided to play a trick to make them disobey Him, because he created Adam and Eve perfectly, so they were perfectly obedient to Him in all respects. He forbid them to eat of the Tree of Knowlege, which is both the serpentine power of Kundalini and the secrets of DNA and all matter, even though it was their only chance of survival. Since neither would disobey Him at the promting of any other spiritual being, Angel or demon, it had to be Him, God, who played the trick...
So, assuming the form of Serpent, God persuaded Eve to choose to eat of the Apple of divine wisdom and thus, gave her freewill because this was the first act of true discrimination against God's Will, which is wholly and unchangeably Deterministic after all. So then God shows up in His normal form acting all angry with them and expels them from Paradise, thus actually saving them for it was really their place of Dying and Sorrows, that they could not know.
So it was that "Adam" and "Eve", survived to become the first ancestors of the human race as it is today. Sure, there were troubles between them, and much labours and suffering, but it could not be any other way then. At least their love for each other would overcome, the beginnings of Faith, I suppose. They had the power to change the future, to create themselves and become creators, so what did God not give them, in a round-about kind of way? He gave them everything - the World, a manifest destiny, the power to shape it.
Anyway, excellent thinking, Gnostic. Furbals.