If you guys ever want to know why your rhetoric doesn't reach some people, let me show you something.
"...Excuse me, I'm very euphoric because the invisible imaginary sky man loves me. If anyone finds it hard to talk to themselves, then it may be a magic mind monster putting a trap around your thoughts to keep you from imbuing that day with mind power. Rebuke it in the name of the son of the invisible imaginary sky man (who is actually also the invisible imaginary sky man) and ask him to fill you with his love for others. Magic mind monsters may also try to make difficult rules to follow when you talk to yourself ; to discourage you. In that case, just talk to yourself some more... No discouragement. No feelings of inadequacy. Because the son of the invisible imaginary sky man (who is actually also the invisible imaginary sky man) is all our sufficiency."
I understand that it all seems normal to you because you've accepted it and were probably raised in it. But from the outside, it's crazy.