Jokes!

[BadBeast]

I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is young, female, and drop-dead gorgeous!

I was a little embarrassed at first, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can"

So I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."

 

[BadBeast]

Q. What should a good/responsible driver have on them at all times while driving?




A. A Penis

 

[BadBeast]

A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.

After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.

The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.

Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, "Do you think I'm stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door."

I said, "You're not coming in mate!"

He said, "I don't want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car."

 

[BadBeast]

 

[BadBeast]

 

[BadBeast]

And to finish, (For today at least)
Moderator cut: image removed

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

WHITE PEOPLE!

 

[9Westy9]

WHITE PEOPLE!

like. a. boss.

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

I think Luke can hit that!

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

 

[The Sum of Awe]

 

[The Sum of Awe]

 

[9Westy9]

WARNING: Lot's of expletives

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You're A Wizard Harry! - YouTube

 

[Revoltingest]

An old woman approaches her priest after church ends.
She says, "Thank you for such an inspiring sermon.".
He says that she should thank God.
She says, "Well, it wasn't quite that inspiring.".

 

[The Sum of Awe]

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

 

[Debater Slayer]