Legalize my new religion

[The Emperor of Mankind]

I thought atheism was no gods

That's correct. But some theists are so close-minded they literally cannot believe or understand that some people don't believe in any gods at all.

Then again, some are just wilfully ignorant.

 

[BSL]

God ... Atheism ? What fantasy book have you been reading?

I rather say kids fables

 

[BSL]

That's correct. But some theists are so close-minded they literally cannot believe or understand that some people don't believe in any gods at all.

Then again, some are just wilfully ignorant.

Believe in me and my new religion

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

Believe in me and my new religion

If you can beat Heracles in a contest of strength then maybe I'll consider it.

 

[ChristineM]

If you can beat Heracles in a contest of strength then maybe I'll consider it.

Heracles?

I often chant to Anoia, goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.

You must have performed the same ritual. "The damn thing went in and closed all right, why won't it open?"

Anoia - Discworld & Terry Pratchett Wiki

 

[BSL]

If you can beat Heracles in a contest of strength then maybe I'll consider it.

Not the kind of strength I have.. or want
That said.. I don't quite want a Heracles gang for my religion

 

[SomeRandom]

And I wanna be their god

You're a bit late there mate. You didn't even create the thing. You should have jumped on the bandwagon first. I mean that was over a few thousand years ago but still.

 

[BSL]

You're a bit late there mate. You didn't even create the thing. You should have jumped on the bandwagon first. I mean that was over a few thousand years ago but still.

It's never too late to be a libertine.. convert now

 

[BSL]

Heracles?

I often chant to Anoia, goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.

You must have performed the same ritual. "The damn thing went in and closed all right, why won't it open?"

Anoia - Discworld & Terry Pratchett Wiki

I haven't heard of discworld

 

[ChristineM]

You're a bit late there mate. You didn't even create the thing. You should have jumped on the bandwagon first. I mean that was over a few thousand years ago but still.

How do you know he didn't create it first? Maybe he's just deluding you that other gods did their godding thing on the universe while really he is omnieverything, but likes to keep out of the limelight

 

[ChristineM]

I haven't heard of discworld

Oh man, you don't know what you are missing. Rather than me extolling one of the best authors ever here's a wiki

Discworld - Wikipedia


His success is measured in many ways, one being the dubious honour of being the most shoplifted author in the uk.

The author Terry Pratchett was (dead now) brilliant, his name lives on by zipping all over the internet at this moment embedded in http headers

Terry Pratchett’s name lives on in ‘the clacks’ with hidden web code

And here's how...

GNU Terry Pratchett

 

[BSL]

Oh man, you don't know what you are missing. Rather than me extolling one of the best authors ever here's a wiki

Discworld - Wikipedia


His success is measured in many ways, one being the dubious honour of being the most shoplifted author in the uk.

The author Terry Pratchett was (dead now) brilliant, his name lives on by zipping all over the internet at this moment embedded in http headers

Terry Pratchett’s name lives on in ‘the clacks’ with hidden web code

And here's how...

GNU Terry Pratchett

And I thought you were talking about legendary scriptures

 

[dianaiad]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

Why do you need to have someone ELSE make your religion 'legal?' Just declare it and be done.

 

[SomeRandom]

How do you know he didn't create it first? Maybe he's just deluding you that other gods did their godding thing on the universe while really he is omnieverything, but likes to keep out of the limelight

Because everyone knows the true Lord and Master is Marque De Sade, duh. This imposter is merely Satan trying to trick everyone for the glory. I, for one, am not fooled!!!

 

[SomeRandom]

It's never too late to be a libertine.. convert now

Eh, you need to work on your salesmanship if you want to head a religion.

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

I say go for it BSL, why not? Every religion in the world started with some dude making stuff up for people to believe in. I believe Mormonism started off as a drunken bet Joseph Smith had with his mate in the pub one night.

 

[james bond]

Epicurus already beat you to it. I'm sure if he started a chapter today, then people will join but I would think it would have to be more exclusive, i.e. it'll take big money to join.

What's also weird about this thread is atheists think Christianity is all made up. Even if I wasn't a Christian, I would think that kind of thinking is creepy and weird. These people I call internet atheists believe Jesus was a myth.

 

[YmirGF]

Sorry pal but Pan has outdone you of the God of Pleasure part.
Also many religions do include the "do as you please" philosophy in their tenets.

Mine is more inclusive and includes landlords too, not just the tenants.

 

[YmirGF]

I say go for it BSL, why not? Every religion in the world started with some dude making stuff up for people to believe in. I believe Mormonism started off as a drunken bet Joseph Smith had with his mate in the pub one night.

That was Scientology.... Issac Asimov and L. Ronny Hubbard were drinking buddies.

 

[DavidFirth]

You atheists have replaced I AM with yourself. You have made yourself the I AM. You deny that which is obvious.

Romans 1:20