Legalize my new religion

[BSL]

Satanism (both theistic and atheistic). Luciferianism. Some froms of Paganism. The left-hand path religions in general. Anything labeled "witchy" or "occult" has that idea in the tenets to some degree, even the more dogmatic versions like Wicca and LaVey's brand of Satanism.

Sounds like a list of evil or animistic religions

 

[BSL]

Your "religion" is aleeady the cultural zeitgeist of decadent hedonism.

Hedons will be saints compared to my people

 

[BSL]

One doesn't have to. If spontaneous generation isn't a fantasy, Mother Goose lives in a shoe.

Life in a pond vs life in a shoe

 

[BilliardsBall]

Nope.

"Nope" meaning what?

 

[ChristineM]

Well, I haven't read anything by Charles Darwin in a long time. But you're right, spontaneous generation and such is quite the bore.

Only to the hard of thinking

 

[BilliardsBall]

Labels religion is atheistic.
And what version of genesis are you talking about

What does "labels religion is atheistic" mean?

The lost ones in Genesis did what they wanted, not what God wanted.

 

[BSL]

What does "labels religion is atheistic" mean?

The lost ones in Genesis did what they wanted, not what God wanted.

Phone auto corrected Laveys to Labels.
Laveys religion is atheistic. Mine has me for god.

 

[ChristineM]

What does "labels religion is atheistic" mean?

The lost ones in Genesis did what they wanted, not what God wanted.

So god is not an omniscient designer then?

 

[Satans_Serrated_Edge]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

Had to check to see if this is in the jokes section. Nope.

That's ok because it isn't funny.

Yet I don't see any other worth to it either, aside from maybe a reminder why posting drunk is usually a bad idea.

 

[BSL]

Had to check to see if this is in the jokes section. Nope.

That's ok because it isn't funny.

Yet I don't see any other worth to it either, aside from maybe a reminder why posting drunk is usually a bad idea.

I got that from a staff member too

 

[BSL]

Only to the hard of thanking

I assume you mean thinking

 

[BSL]

A

So god is not an omniscient designer then?

And Lavey was a lost one

 

[ChristineM]

I assume you mean thinking

Correct, auto correct mixed with dyslexia strikes again.

I feel a quick edit coming on

 

[BSL]

Correct, auto correct mixed with dyslexia strikes again.

I feel a quick edit coming on

No need to edit.
It's understood

 

[Wu Wei]

Hedons will be saints compared to my people

Only till the revolution is over...don't forget...That is when I must crush all religions....oh..... do mind if I bring tanks to your church?

 

[BSL]

Only till the revolution is over...don't forget...That is when I must crush all religions....oh..... do mind if I bring tanks to your church?

What revolution are you talking about

 

[Wu Wei]

What revolution are you talking about

WHAT!!!! you forgot post #14 already the whole I am a legalist atheistic totalitarian dictator…who once my goal are achieved I can then crush your religion…because this will make me happy….. bears and tanks are a part of my plan for world domination... and yours can be the official religion of my totalitarian state....well....at least for a few minutes..... then I must crush it..... but I as far as religions go... I will crush your religion last.

 

[BSL]

WHAT!!!! you forgot post #14 already the whole I am a legalist atheistic totalitarian dictator…who once my goal are achieved I can then crush your religion…because this will make me happy….. bears and tanks are a part of my plan for world domination... and yours can be the official religion of my totalitarian state....well....at least for a few minutes..... then I must crush it..... but I as far as religions go... I will crush your religion last.

Where's the revolution?

 

[Wu Wei]

Where's the revolution?

OK, you got me...it is more of a hostile take over.... I was just trying to make it sound more....... justified

 

[BSL]

OK, you got me...it is more of a hostile take over.... I was just trying to make it sound more....... justified

Your gonna take over the world with a bears and tanks revolution in a few minutes?