Legalize my new religion

[DavidFirth]

God ... Atheism ? What fantasy book have you been reading?

Well, I haven't read anything by Charles Darwin in a long time. But you're right, spontaneous generation and such is quite the bore.

 

[BSL]

Why do you need to have someone ELSE make your religion 'legal?' Just declare it and be done.

So that all activities of the religion are legal

 

[BSL]

Eh, you need to work on your salesmanship if you want to head a religion.

Not trying to convert anybody
Choose your belief

 

[BSL]

Because everyone knows the true Lord and Master is Marque De Sade, duh. This imposter is merely Satan trying to trick everyone for the glory. I, for one, am not fooled!!!

Don't be fooled, SomeRandom, don't be fooled

 

[BSL]

I say go for it BSL, why not? Every religion in the world started with some dude making stuff up for people to believe in. I believe Mormonism started off as a drunken bet Joseph Smith had with his mate in the pub one night.

I say go for it BSL, why not? Every religion in the world started with some dude making stuff up for people to believe in. I believe Mormonism started off as a drunken bet Joseph Smith had with his mate in the pub one night.

Seems you know your religions

 

[BSL]

Epicurus already beat you to it. I'm sure if he started a chapter today, then people will join but I would think it would have to be more exclusive, i.e. it'll take big money to join.

What's also weird about this thread is atheists think Christianity is all made up. Even if I wasn't a Christian, I would think that kind of thinking is creepy and weird. These people I call internet atheists believe Jesus was a myth.

Epicureanism will be a part of my religion.
Who said Jesus was a myth

 

[BSL]

Mine is more inclusive and includes landlords too, not just the tenants.

And what religion is that

 

[BSL]

That was Scientology.... Issac Asimov and L. Ronny Hubbard were drinking buddies.

I guess they were drinking thetans

 

[BSL]

You atheists have replaced I AM with yourself. You have made yourself the I AM. You deny that which is obvious.

Romans 1:20

You mean to say you are God I AM and not yourself?

 

[BSL]

Well, I haven't read anything by Charles Darwin in a long time. But you're right, spontaneous generation and such is quite the bore.

Imagine Charles Darwin belching fantasy books

 

[Laughing Coyote]

I want to start a new religion.
The basic tenet of the religion is to do whatever pleases you.
If you join the religion, you will be able to fulfill all your wishes and those of the members of the religion.
Somebody make the religion legal and worldwide, and make me your god, the god of pleasure.
I want everybody to call the religion BSLism.

Don't we already have this? It is called capitalism and takes the form of externalizing costs and internalizing profits as much as possible. Generally the poor and the planet pay.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have friends who want to join too....is this ok?

and do you mind if they think the B in BSLism stands for Buffet? That would fulfill all thier wishes and you did say it was about " fulfill all your wishes"

 

[BSL]

Don't we already have this? It is called capitalism and takes the form of externalizing costs and internalizing profits as much as possible. Generally the poor and the planet pay.

The poor can join my religion too

 

[BSL]

I have friends who want to join too....is this ok?

and do you mind if they think the B in BSLism stands for Buffet? That would fulfill all thier wishes and you did say it was about " fulfill all your wishes"

Make me your god and whatever you please

 

[SabahTheLoner]

What religions are those

Satanism (both theistic and atheistic). Luciferianism. Some froms of Paganism. The left-hand path religions in general. Anything labeled "witchy" or "occult" has that idea in the tenets to some degree, even the more dogmatic versions like Wicca and LaVey's brand of Satanism.

 

[Wu Wei]

Make me your god and whatever you please

Well ok, but they are big proponants of "if you meet the buddha on the road kill him"

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Your "religion" is aleeady the cultural zeitgeist of decadent hedonism.

 

[BSL]

Well ok, but they are big proponants of "if you meet the buddha on the road kill him"

Sounds like Buddha screwed them over

 

[Wu Wei]

Sounds like Buddha screwed them over

NAH...its just a bear thing

 

[DavidFirth]

Imagine Charles Darwin belching fantasy books

One doesn't have to. If spontaneous generation isn't a fantasy, Mother Goose lives in a shoe.