Make This The Worst Thread on Here

[Secret Chief]

Come on people, we can do this. You know that nonsense you were going to post somewhere else? Well post it here. Let's make this the worst thread on RF. And indirectly you will of course be boosting the quality of all the other threads by refraining from dumping your twaddle in them. We have a lot to give, so be generous. Don't be shy. We're all full of it.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Spirit of Light]

Come on people, we can do this. You know that nonsense you were going to post somewhere else? Well post it here. Let's make this the worst thread on RF. And indirectly you will of course be boosting the quality of all the other threads by refraining from dumping your twaddle in them. We have a lot to give, so be generous. Don't be shy. We're all full of it.

 

[Secret Chief]

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Spirit of Light]

You only realized that now

 

[exchemist]

Come on people, we can do this. You know that nonsense you were going to post somewhere else? Well post it here. Let's make this the worst thread on RF. And indirectly you will of course be boosting the quality of all the other threads by refraining from dumping your twaddle in them. We have a lot to give, so be generous. Don't be shy. We're all full of it.

But why take on the professionals, many of whom are regular posters here?

There's saying: "Don't buy a dog and bark yourself."

 

[sun rise]

Of course, worst thread without drawing divine mod lightening bolts as (I can't write this or I'll violate a rule, you know which one I mean) are (characteristics that I can't write about) and thus (...)

 

[sun rise]

The walkway to the terminal was all carpet, no oxygen. Dilly bundled Finn into the first restroom on offer, locked the cubicle door and pulled at his leather belt. “You’re beautiful,” she told him, going down on to her haunches and unzipping him. He watched her passport rise gradually out of the back pocket of her jeans in time with the rhythmic bobbing of her buttocks as she sucked him. He arched over her back and took hold of the passport before it landed on the pimpled floor. Despite the immediate circumstances, human nature obliged him to take a look at her passport photo.

As hard-nosed P.I. Dan McKinnon stepped out into the gray gritty dawn, a bone chilling gust of filth-strewn wind wrapped the loose ends of his open trench coat around him like a day-old flour tortilla around a breakfast burrito with hash browns, sausage, and scrambled eggs, hold the pico.

A Tragedy by Theophile Marzials

Death!
Plop.
The barges down in the river flop.
Flop, plop,
Above, beneath.
From the slimy branches the grey drips drop...
To the oozy waters, that lounge and flop...
And my head shrieks - "Stop"
And my heart shrieks - "Die."...
Ugh! yet I knew - I knew
If a woman is false can a friend by true?
It was only a lie from beginning to end--
My Devil - My "friend."...
So what do I care,
And my head is empty as air -
I can do,
I can dare
(Plop, plop
The barges flop
Drip, drop.)
I can dare, I can dare!
And let myself all run away with my head
And stop.
Drop
Dead.
Plop, flop,
Plop.

 

[Secret Chief]

But why take on the professionals, many of whom are regular posters here?

There's saying: "Don't buy a dog and bark yourself."

We're stronger together.

 

[Vinayaka]

Come on people, we can do this. You know that nonsense you were going to post somewhere else? Well post it here. Let's make this the worst thread on RF. And indirectly you will of course be boosting the quality of all the other threads by refraining from dumping your twaddle in them. We have a lot to give, so be generous. Don't be shy. We're all full of it.

No.

 

[exchemist]

We're stronger together.

There's already stiff competition from @Teritos , I see.

 

[fantome profane]

 

[dybmh]

• One hen
• Two ducks
• Three squawking geese
• Four limerick oysters
• Five corpulent porpoises
• Six pairs of Don Alverzo's tweezers
• Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
• Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
• Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates, with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
• Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who all stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time.

Announcer's test - Wikipedia

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Come on people, we can do this. You know that nonsense you were going to post somewhere else? Well post it here. Let's make this the worst thread on RF. And indirectly you will of course be boosting the quality of all the other threads by refraining from dumping your twaddle in them. We have a lot to give, so be generous. Don't be shy. We're all full of it.

Phhht...you'll need to really bottom out the quality of your posting if you want to reach these sort of lows. I'm dubious you can do it, but since I'm a helpful guy...

1) You're grammar and spelling are pretty good here. That's not going to cut it. Notice how I subtly use the wrong 'your'?
2) General coherency is present. That already has you in the top 50% of threads on RF, regardless of topic. Throwing in random brain farts, particularly using a mix of CAPS and colours would help throw people off the depressingly stable base you're working from.
3) Somewhat positive outlook on both life and the denizens of this cess...err...fine forum and their ability to work towards a common goal. In the memorable words of Nietzsche, that's complete piffle.
4) There is no 4. But I have a habit of typing the next number and then trying to invent a point to make.

I mean, I give you kudos for trying, but your level of dross is nowhere near where it needs to be. Fail.

 

[ChristineM]

@Conscious thoughts loves the word poop, i cannot love that 4 letter word but i really like the word "poubelle" it has the pou ( but not the poo), and has a beautiful ring to it.

Spoiler: need to know how rubbish this post is

Poubelle is French for dustbin
Belle is French for beautiful

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[ChristineM]

Thats one for the poubelles

 

[Brickjectivity]

Rotten Tomatoes movie review of: Flatliners (2017)

 

[Heyo]

Come on people, we can do this. You know that nonsense you were going to post somewhere else? Well post it here. Let's make this the worst thread on RF. And indirectly you will of course be boosting the quality of all the other threads by refraining from dumping your twaddle in them. We have a lot to give, so be generous. Don't be shy. We're all full of it.

As my posts usually raise the quality of any thread and are highly logical and consistent, I'll refrain from posting here because I want to recognize the wish of the OP to keep this the worst thread on RF.