Make This The Worst Thread on Here

[Secret Chief]

depressingly stable base

I'm so scintillating.

It's enough to drive me to drunk posting.

 

[Secret Chief]

Rotten Tomatoes movie review of: Flatliners (2017)

Oh dear!

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

 

[Secret Chief]

@lewisnotmiller - hows This THEN? ....

Cé chomh fíorálainn fheictear! Cuireann sé an t-asraon i gcuimhne duit
engravure go raibh muid ag blurring ar an blotchwall a chuid
teach innkempt. Ar úsáid siad? (Táim cinnte go bhfuil an chabelshovel tuirsiúil-
ler leis an mbosca seacláide mujikal, Miry Mitchel, ag éisteacht) I.
abair, iarsmaí an uaighe amuigh faoin aer mar a bhíodh
blurried Ptollmens an Incabus. Ar úsáid muid? (Níl ann ach réamh-
bhí claonadh ann a bheith ag stánadh ar an gcláirseach jubalee ón dara ceann
lishener, Fiery Farrelly.) Tá aithne mhaith air. Lokk dó féin agus
féach ar an sean-bhúta nua. Dbln. W. K. O. O. Éist? De réir an mauso-
balla aoil. Fimfim fimfim. Le funferall mhór. Fumfum fum-
fum. 'Seo optophone a ontophanes. Liostaigh! Cloch Cruithneachta
draíocht lyer. Beidh siad ag tugging foriver. Beidh siad ag crotal
for allof. Beidh siad ag dul thar fóir. An harpsdischord
beidh siad siúd le haghaidh ollaves.

 

[ChristineM]

Rotten Tomatoes movie review of: Flatliners (2017)

Coincidences are such fun

That has been adverised on the horror channel for the last couple of weeks as an upcoming film.

Not sure which version but it doesn't really matter , i won't be watching it

 

[JustGeorge]

But why take on the professionals, many of whom are regular posters here?

There's saying: "Don't buy a dog and bark yourself."

Well, why the heck not?

 

[exchemist]

Well, why the heck not?

Woof woof. Or, if you're French, ouah ouah.

 

[The Hammer]

Come on people, we can do this. You know that nonsense you were going to post somewhere else? Well post it here. Let's make this the worst thread on RF. And indirectly you will of course be boosting the quality of all the other threads by refraining from dumping your twaddle in them. We have a lot to give, so be generous. Don't be shy. We're all full of it.

**** you

 

[Quagmire]

It was a dark and stormy thread . . .

 

[sun rise]

All of you are just terrible at worst - I might call you the worst at being worst. So wear your worsted wool hair shirts with shame and disgrace.

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

Woof woof. Or, if you're French, ouah ouah.

No, it's "le woof". And the "oof" is pronounced with a nasal sound without the f, because that's what all French words sound like.

 

[The Hammer]

• One hen
• Two ducks
• Three squawking geese
• Four limerick oysters
• Five corpulent porpoises
• Six pairs of Don Alverzo's tweezers
• Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
• Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
• Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates, with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
• Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who all stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time.

Announcer's test - Wikipedia

I can almost finish it in one breath. I got a tad rushed on line 10. Memorization would take a couple days.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Coincidences are such fun

That has been adverised on the horror channel for the last couple of weeks as an upcoming film.

Not sure which version but it doesn't really matter , i won't be watching it

I never saw it, myself. I found it listed as one of the worst movies of all time -- perfect for the worst thread of all time.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'll throw in some of my best exegesis:

The gospels are ancient and written about Judaism. In this story Jesus is the Son of God, so he is playing Israel the Son of God who is killed by the Romans. The Jews acting in the story are playing the part of the Romans who in real life kill the nation Israel. One possible reason for the role switching is to sneak the discussion past the Roman authorities. Were the story to openly describe the Romans as the killers of Israel it would be censored. The gospels, on the other hand, were allowed to circulate for at least a century.

 

[Secret Chief]

**** you

You'll have to wine and dine me first.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ted Cruz wants to entertain me by pretending to be my mother. My real mother would still be here if Ted hadn't stolen the election from her. Because real love is an evolution that was created in the swirling stardust of the Big Bang. But that is just one theory in a flood of myths that I neither condone nor disdain.

And what about the vampires? Is anyone concerned that the opioid epidemic could spill over into the vampire population? We could end up losing an entire generation of vampires, because they have become addicted to opioids through no fault of their own. I blame the extreme left of the extreme right for all of this. You can't have it both ways when neither way will work. That's what I am telling you.

I am continually beating a dead horse. It's great fun. Getting him to talk to me about his mental misfires really makes my day. Know what I mean Wilbur? But then he starts speaking in tongues and really loses me.

Oh yeah, I saved a bundle on car insurance.

MRGA

Make Rabbits Great Again.

Anyway, I hope you all learned something from this. It's all facts supported by evidence that everyone else is wrong and I am right.

 

[sun rise]

It was a dark and stormy thread . . .

@Quagmire by his very presence makes this a worse thread given what a quagmire really is.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You'll have to wine and dine me first.

What's that run?

 

[The Hammer]

You'll have to wine and dine me first.

Mead and a Succulent pig it is

 

[exchemist]

No, it's "le woof". And the "oof" is pronounced with a nasal sound without the f, because that's what all French words sound like.

Au contraire:-

I rest my case.