Make This The Worst Thread on Here

[Dan From Smithville]

I am sick to death of all those people that keep claiming that people built the pyramids. As if. How could people with Bronze Age technology build stuff out of big piles of rocks?

I know without a doubt that all the craters on the moon are the result of ancient aliens trying to land pyramids on Earth and not being very good at aiming. They were launching em using pressurized seltzer water to maintain buoyancy. Sure that is so old school, but these were ancient aliens.

You gotta think these things through when you an advanced, ancient, alien intelligence. You can't just let em fly at the Earth like some over-stimulated teenager. You gotta check windage.

You can disagree all you like, but you don't know squat so why bother. I believe it, so it must be true.

Come on guys. You gotta agree with me on this.

 

[MatthewA]

 

[Dan From Smithville]

All of you are me. This is a matrix. I really enjoy talking to myself and I love diversity. What could be better.

Don't feel bad that you are just figments of my imagination. Some of you are actually quite good figments. You know who you are.

Now if we could devote the rest of this thread to tweedle beetles, that would be just ever so lovely.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Come on people, we can do this. You know that nonsense you were going to post somewhere else? Well post it here. Let's make this the worst thread on RF. And indirectly you will of course be boosting the quality of all the other threads by refraining from dumping your twaddle in them. We have a lot to give, so be generous. Don't be shy. We're all full of it.

That's the worst idea you ever had for a thread.

 

[Twilight Hue]

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But do they believe in you?

 

[MatthewA]

 

[Dan From Smithville]

How many of you think it would be great idea to forever combine the traditional marriage ceremony with Australian Rules Football and make it a stadium event with government funding?

 

[exchemist]

Ted Cruz wants to entertain me by pretending to be my mother. My real mother would still be here if Ted hadn't stolen the election from her. Because real love is an evolution that was created in the swirling stardust of the Big Bang. But that is just one theory in a flood of myths that I neither condone nor disdain.

And what about the vampires? Is anyone concerned that the opioid epidemic could spill over into the vampire population? We could end up losing an entire generation of vampires, because they have become addicted to opioids through no fault of their own. I blame the extreme left of the extreme right for all of this. You can't have it both ways when neither way will work. That's what I am telling you.

I am continually beating a dead horse. It's great fun. Getting him to talk to me about his mental misfires really makes my day. Know what I mean Wilbur? But then he starts speaking in tongues and really loses me.

Oh yeah, I saved a bundle on car insurance.

MRGA

Make Rabbits Great Again.

Anyway, I hope you all learned something from this. It's all facts supported by evidence that everyone else is wrong and I am right.

You know, you are disturbingly good at this.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You know, you are disturbingly good at this.

You know they told me the same thing at two different institutions. I guess I got that going for me.

 

[exchemist]

You know they told me the same thing at two different institutions. I guess I got that going for me.

Ahem...when you say "institutions".............????

 

[Vinayaka]

How many of you think it would be great idea to forever combine the traditional marriage ceremony with Australian Rules Football and make it a stadium event with government funding?

I though all Australian Rules football players were gay.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ahem...when you say "institutions".............????

They even had history lessons from the three guys that all claimed they were Napoleon. Shockingly good times.

 

[ChristineM]

Mead and a Succulent pig it is

He's veggi but the suckling pig sounds delightful.

There is a custom in this area, sadly put on hold by the pandemic, of night markets. Basically food vendors set up stall in a town square or street, a large dining area set up, a band plays, dancing. Buy your food as you fancy. There is a guy cooks a whole suckling pig on a big barbeque. Its delightful.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I though all Australian Rules football players were gay.

That would seem to make it appropriate for modern times, I would think.

 

[Vinayaka]

He's veggi but the suckling pig sounds delightful.

There is a custom in this area, sadly put on hold by the pandemic, of night markets. Basically food vendors set up stall in a town square or street, a large dining area set up, a band plays, dancing. Buy your food as you fancy. There is a guy cooks a whole suckling pig on a big barbeque. Its delightful.

Is "Swine with wine" his slogan?

 

[Secret Chief]

Mead and a Succulent pig it is

You know how to charm me.

 

[Secret Chief]

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Is that an MRI scan of my brain?

 

[ChristineM]

Is "Swine with wine" his slogan?

Take you own wine

 

[Secret Chief]

I am sick to death of all those people that keep claiming that people built the pyramids. As if. How could people with Bronze Age technology build stuff out of big piles of rocks?

I know without a doubt that all the craters on the moon are the result of ancient aliens trying to land pyramids on Earth and not being very good at aiming. They were launching em using pressurized seltzer water to maintain buoyancy. Sure that is so old school, but these were ancient aliens.

You gotta think these things through when you an advanced, ancient, alien intelligence. You can't just let em fly at the Earth like some over-stimulated teenager. You gotta check windage.

You can disagree all you like, but you don't know squat so why bother. I believe it, so it must be true.

Come on guys. You gotta agree with me on this.

You make a very good point I think. Obviously most people will say you're talking complete garbage, exactly what we'd expect from such a dork, but no, I think you're on to something. Or else on something. Or should be.

 

[Vinayaka]

Take you own wine

That's stupid. It's a market. Yur posta go wif nuthin.