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Master Path - Gary Olsen

David Lane is awesome. :clap2:

This weekend is the big seminar. Will Gary try to address this, or will he simply allude to the ignorance of the pinda masses? Does the smug superiority game ever get old for MP?

Maybe Gary and close underlings (or perhaps the whole chela body) should start a game of "Find The Mole" and try to identify who the suspected "plants" are in the group. Fun!! :woohoo:

Or perhaps Gary will try to claim in front of everyone that he, as the magic moustache man, actually knows who is insincere and that the fakers will suffer karmically. Well don't believe it, chelas. The best part of the game is that it's who you least suspect. ;)

Yes AntiCult7 there are, at the very least, traces of plagiarism in some (or possibly all) of MP's newest books. Since I'm unfamiliar with the original RS works, it'd be better for the experts to perform a full analysis.

But what I have readily identified is that a couple of the glossary terms presented in David Lane's "The Master Plagiarist" are still worded the same in MasterPath Volume I, 2009. And it's pretty transparent that other terms are simply altered, expanded, and jumbled around enough to get by. Sort of like how a college student could sit with a thesaurus, cut and paste, and effectively cover up a plagiarized paper.

The argument that all of these terms and/or teachings are part of some spiritual public domain of the cosmos, and therefore can't be considered "copying"...doesn't work. It's like the difference between a live band and a DJ.

Gary Olsen is just a DJ. Which might be perfectly fine, except he was ballsy enough (or stupid enough) to claim his own copyright on the MP books. That's like a DJ announcing over his microphone that he wrote, sang, and played in every song...and expecting party guests to marvel at his musical genius.

:disco:
 

Anticult7

Member
Now that Professor Lane has put to rest con-man Gary Olsen's tragic excuses and rationalizations for stealing other people's writings, he will be writing about Olsen's ridiculous claims that he is a 'Natural Born Saint."

"Natural Born Shyster and Sociopath" would be much more accurate.

Oh Violet :) I love that Marcia Braidy on David Lane's Yahoo Radha Soami Study Group Blog said that "Olsen will be appearing on stage this weekend APPEARING AS GOD! Love it!

That sounds as truly ridiculous as it really is. Here he is... :hugehug:
 
That sounds as truly ridiculous as it really is.

Check out the link below for more absurdities from the twilight zone of "master & wife" duos selling the same God concept (as Gary peddles) to the "unenlightened, stupid, and ignorant."

Someone should tell Gary that his beloved master Darwin Gross appointed another guy to succeed him as the 973rd master in the unbroken line of make-believe saint claptrap.

Hey PM21, perhaps you could be the bearer of the news to your master that his master Dap Ren conferred the same "God Planes" initiation that Gary claims to have received from Darwin onto some other dude & wife. Maybe these are the "other masters" in the world to whom Gary refers, but never names. :eek:

Dhun-PZ-Book

:D
 

zizzer

Member
Check out the link below for more absurdities from the twilight zone of "master & wife" duos selling the same God concept (as Gary peddles) to the "unenlightened, stupid, and ignorant."

Someone should tell Gary that his beloved master Darwin Gross appointed another guy to succeed him as the 973rd master in the unbroken line of make-believe saint claptrap.

Hey PM21, perhaps you could be the bearer of the news to your master that his master Dap Ren conferred the same "God Planes" initiation that Gary claims to have received from Darwin onto some other dude & wife. Maybe these are the "other masters" in the world to whom Gary refers, but never names. :eek:
Dhun-PZ-Book

:D

Wow!!! I checked out this link. They are teaching exactly the same. Their literature is just more pedestraian pedantry from imaginary channels like "Peddar Datz" (sic) and "Fbi Quanz" (sic?). These two really look like a couple of winners. Right on, someone should warn Gary that there is a new handsome Master in town. Did you check out their books...Heidi finds her HU (a children's book:facepalm:.) Same commercialism crafted into their calling. These people are obviously targeting young couples. Do these people talk to Gary and wife? Hmmm, I wonder who handles their accounting needs? Check out the picture of Paul Mache' on his book cover. Is that a robe he is wearing or a hoodie? Either one...It looks ridiculous.

By the way, the Cali grapevine on the lasest seminar says that chelas should now be one-on-oneing with themselves:shrug:. Gary is also encouraging one-on one over the internet. Perhaps this is where we can find PM21.

Also on the subject of cultism; This edition of New Yorker mag. has an article written by a famous long time Hollywood Scientology elite exposing the weaknesses of Scientology. He was interviewed by Mat Louer on the Today show and they discussed the slavery and punishment practices within the Scientology temple against followers who are not so fortunate as to be considered higher initiates.
 

Zeeker

Truth Seeker
Check out the link below for more absurdities from the twilight zone of "master & wife" duos selling the same God concept (as Gary peddles) to the "unenlightened, stupid, and ignorant."

DhunAbout

Yet another clown, with his sidekick, set up shop on the “guru” bandwagon. Las Vegas might be the right place for another circus with the economic downturn there? Hey chelas! This guy (sorry, god), paulji#2, says he can get you to god-realization within this lifetime, by 10, 20, 50 years, which is a great advance on garji’s four lifetimes, no? Go check him out! :p

It is an unfortunate fact that the human being, commonly described as the most intelligent creature on the planet, is paradoxically also the most stupid! That 19 out of 20 of us are natural born “followers” who look outside of ourselves for our answers, and act no better than one among a heard of sheep. To become self-realized a person must look to themselves as their final authority and be willing to stand alone: To believe in Yourself, and your own abilities. :eek:
 

Anticult7

Member
Hysterical. This jerk is even dweebier looking than Olsen but Olsen definitely wins the pedophile look-alike contest. Makes ya think that anyone who calls themselves SRI has to be a royal as*h*le. Yes.... your as*holiness :facepalm:
 
WOW...those two are a TRIP! :thud:Holy crap.

It is absolutely amazing that people believe these kind of lunatics are "God-realized masters" or "saints". See chelas, do you get it? ANYONE can say they are a living master!

And how interesting that living masters teach chelas the proof of authenticity will be proven "within"? DUH. Of COURSE it will...if you want it to. If you want your "living master" to be Chuck Norris, he will guide you on all the inner planes too. And he can kick *** a lot better than jokers like Gary and this other crackpot, so you'd be safer against all the evil that has been arranged by "Brahm" to trip you up. :rolleyes:

Anticult7, I sort of disagree that "Sri Paul" is dweebier or douchier than Olsen. They are both douchetastic in their own way, but I still find that Gary pokes at my gag reflex just a tad more. What I really want to know is where "Sri Tammy" shops. I've been looking all over for a pair of thigh high argyle socks.
 

zizzer

Member
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What I really want to know is where "Sri Tammy" shops. I've been looking all over for a pair of thigh high argyle socks.
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You might try "ELLE" or "VOGUE" online if they have caught on to the latest fashion yet. Seriously? Thigh high argyle socks? In Nevada?:beach: She must be a real trendsetter.

Joy claims to sew all of her own clothes but I really doubt it.
 

Zeeker

Truth Seeker
Yet another clown, with his sidekick, set up shop on the “guru” bandwagon. Las Vegas might be the right place for another circus with the economic downturn there? Hey chelas! This guy (sorry, god), paulji#2, says he can get you to god-realization within this lifetime, by 10, 20, 50 years, which is a great advance on garji’s four lifetimes, no? Go check him out! :p
10-50 years to reach god-realization has to be a real draw card for any chela. Can you imagine attaining that within your current lifetime. Wow! I bet paulji#2 (BTW, paulji is also the etheric form of Paul Twitchell, the creator of Ekankar. Confusing?) will even take on 90% of chelas’ karma for joining and give cross-cult initiation credits, just like garji, if you have him up on it. Wonder what harji (Harold Kelmp’s double, and the current mahanta of Eck) thinks of all this; John Roger, then Gary Olsen and now Paul Marché, another interloper, cutting in on his market share.

There’s nothing like a bit of competition to keep the customer . . .….eh, god-realization aspirant, happy. Being based in Vegas, I can just picture paulji#2 resorting to offer $20 slots vouchers for attending his meetings and free tickets to any show of your choosing on the strip with his initiations, to keep up with the play. Better come up with some new gimmicks Gary or your chelas will be moving on to better offerings. :p
 

Anticult7

Member
Violet.

I agree that Gary Olsen is much more gaggy, uuurpy, bleggy, and upchucky than Paul.

Sorry to disappoint but I think only the creepy SRI people are evolved enough "manifest" thigh high argyle socks.:shout

But here's the thing...I wonder if Paul Marche or Pilo Albrasso or whatever the f*** his real name is received the "Rod of Power" the same way that John Roger Hinkins 'slipped' his boy toys his rod of power. ;) Inquiring minds want to know. :rolleyes:

AC7


Sri Paul Marché (Pilo Albrasso), developed into Mastership under the guidance of Sri Darwin Gross. He received the Rod of Power on October 22, 2008, becoming the 973rd Living Dhunami Master of the Time.

WOW...those two are a TRIP! :thud:Holy crap.

Anticult7, I sort of disagree that "Sri Paul" is dweebier or douchier than Olsen. They are both douchetastic in their own way, but I still find that Gary pokes at my gag reflex just a tad more. What I really want to know is where "Sri Tammy" shops. I've been looking all over for a pair of thigh high argyle socks.
 

Anticult7

Member
Zeeker,

If you read David Lane's expose on Amercians claiming to be sound current grand poobahs, there are more...Jerry Mulvin, Olsen, Hinkins, and at least one other.

All these creepy, culty SRI people must have received way too much praise during potty training.

AC7


Wonder what harji (Harold Kelmp’s double, and the current mahanta of Eck) thinks of all this; John Roger, then Gary Olsen and now Paul Marché, another interloper, cutting in on his market share.
 
10-50 years to reach god-realization has to be a real draw card for any chela. Can you imagine attaining that within your current lifetime. Wow! I bet paulji#2 (BTW, paulji is also the etheric form of Paul Twitchell, the creator of Ekankar. Confusing?) will even take on 90% of chelas’ karma for joining and give cross-cult initiation credits, just like garji, if you have him up on it. Wonder what harji (Harold Kelmp’s double, and the current mahanta of Eck) thinks of all this; John Roger, then Gary Olsen and now Paul Marché, another interloper, cutting in on his market share.

There’s nothing like a bit of competition to keep the customer . . .….eh, god-realization aspirant, happy. Being based in Vegas, I can just picture paulji#2 resorting to offer $20 slots vouchers for attending his meetings and free tickets to any show of your choosing on the strip with his initiations, to keep up with the play. Better come up with some new gimmicks Gary or your chelas will be moving on to better offerings. :p

Good advice, Zeeker. Gary better start pumping out some "saints" pronto. His record stinks.

Can someone explain how it is decided that a person is self-realized or god-realized in the first place? It sounds like the MP initiations are based on number of years in the beginning, but what about the higher levels?

And if initiations are/can be given on the inner planes, does the "outer master" have to confirm later that it happened, or is an inner initation experience only considered valid if Gary already said he'd do it beforehand? It all seems like such nonsense. :confused:

But getting back to Gary's Las Vegas competition...what's up with the spiritual names they gave themselves: "Pilo Albrasso" and "Tamaria Algonia"? Something tells me those two were once serious Dungeons and Dragons players. Like they wore capes and carried swords and all that ****. In any case, they really like fantasy world.

Oh, and their website says that Sri Tammy is the first female "master" to appear in this world in like 7,000 years. What the F? So their version of "God" usually only likes males? How can such a sexist "nameless power" have any credibility?

You can't make this stuff up. :bonk:
 
Violet.

I agree that Gary Olsen is much more gaggy, uuurpy, bleggy, and upchucky than Paul.

Sorry to disappoint but I think only the creepy SRI people are evolved enough "manifest" thigh high argyle socks.:shout

But here's the thing...I wonder if Paul Marche or Pilo Albrasso or whatever the f*** his real name is received the "Rod of Power" the same way that John Roger Hinkins 'slipped' his boy toys his rod of power. ;) Inquiring minds want to know. :rolleyes:

AC7

Sri Paul Marché (Pilo Albrasso), developed into Mastership under the guidance of Sri Darwin Gross. He received the Rod of Power on October 22, 2008, becoming the 973rd Living Dhunami Master of the Time.

Well, if I have to become god-realized to pull off argyle thigh-highs, it might not be worth it. Even if I make it in ten years, by that time Sri Tammy will have set a new god trend. She's a trailblazer!

Zizzer, you hit it on the nose mentioning Vogue. Sri Tammy even has the Anna Wintour signature haircut. The devil has moved on from Prada to argyle.
 

Anticult7

Member
OK...I now declare myself SRI SRI Anticult7 and now dub you Violet god-realized...pooof! (I'll wave the price and the ten years in your case). Actually you can get the coveted thigh high argyle socks right on amazon.com. Here's your link:

Amazon.com: thigh high argyle socks - Clothing & Accessories

Well, if I have to become god-realized to pull off argyle thigh-highs, it might not be worth it. Even if I make it in ten years, by that time Sri Tammy will have set a new god trend. She's a trailblazer!
 
OK...I now declare myself SRI SRI Anticult7 and now dub you Violet god-realized...pooof! (I'll wave the price and the ten years in your case). Actually you can get the coveted thigh high argyle socks right on amazon.com. Here's your link:

Amazon.com: thigh high argyle socks - Clothing & Accessories

Thanks AC7, I feel so different now that I'm god-realized and my official socks have been ordered. :162:

Pilo and Tamaria really are the gift that keeps on giving. They have a YouTube channel and my head just exploded watching a couple of their videos. Absolutely the most painfully awkward stuff I've ever seen.

This particular video is a little like the NPR skits from Saturday Night Live crossed with the Brady Bunch episode where Cindy Brady goes on a TV game show and her stage fright causes her to stare blankly at the camera. "Sri Tammy" appears to be the brains of the operation, but that's not saying much for her...
Excruciating!

There's another video of her talking about how Paul Twitchell dictated a book to her from the beyond. Watching it requires a helmet, since your head will involuntarily bang against every available hard surface. But if you love to torture yourself as much as I do...
:bonk:
 
By the way, the Cali grapevine on the lasest seminar says that chelas should now be one-on-oneing with themselves:shrug:. Gary is also encouraging one-on one over the internet. Perhaps this is where we can find PM21.

So how is "one-on-one-ing" over the internet different from proselytizing? Didn't Gary say not to proselytize online at one of the last seminars? And how do you one-on-one with yourself? Does it require a mirror?

These self-proclaimed living masters are entertaining and all; but all joking aside, it really is sad that they are trusted and revered as God figures by unsuspecting followers.

The more I learn about Sant Mat/RSSB and bastardized derivatives like MasterPath, the more evident it becomes that claims of any sacred "initiation" through a sat guru are complete nonsense. Followers are simply practicing meditation techniques (a.k.a. contemplation, simran, dhyan) not much different from that of many other traditions. Kriya yoga, transcendental meditation, tibetan buddhism etc.

I'd be interested to hear the opinions of former or current chelas on that. There does seem to be a lot of articles and discussions online by people experienced in shabd yoga who support this viewpoint and provide explanation behind the myth of guru divinity and how it's perpetuated. Maybe current chelas would be wise to research it a bit.

Of course if you've already been programmed that "soul" only speaks MasterPath (for example) and everything contradicting MasterPath will be ultimately rejected as a product of the mind...well then, I guess you will remain inside the box of your chosen cult and will always be limited to it's twisted dogma. Sucks for you.
 

Zeeker

Truth Seeker
Oh, and their website says that Sri Tammy is the first female "master" to appear in this world in like 7,000 years. What the F? So their version of "God" usually only likes males? How can such a sexist "nameless power" have any credibility?

An excellent marketing ploy I say. It is evident that MasterPath (and the rest of them?) is over-represented by goo-goo eyed female chelas in "puppy love" with their savior and hero. Is it easy to see why, and that "sex always sells"? Dhunami has two living masters, one for both genders. Just pin Tammy's headshot on a Playboy centerfold and "voila," the boys now have their own god they can dream about and hold their hand in the higher realms. :rolleyes:
 

Anticult7

Member
While Pilo and Zirconia have the energy levels of banana slugs and have cured hundreds of insomniacs, Gary Olsen's rendition of hunching over his plagiarized charts calling his suckers LOVED ONES has just won him his fourth Creepy award. Where will he put them all? Congratulations Gary Olsen! Your performance caused a projectile Barf-O-Rama...and that's hard to do 4 years running! Wishing the Marche's better luck at next year's Creepy award show.

Thanks AC7, I feel so different now that I'm god-realized and my official socks have been ordered. :162:

Pilo and Tamaria really are the gift that keeps on giving. They have a YouTube channel and my head just exploded watching a couple of their videos. Absolutely the most painfully awkward stuff I've ever seen.

This particular video is a little like the NPR skits from Saturday Night Live crossed with the Brady Bunch episode where Cindy Brady goes on a TV game show and her stage fright causes her to stare blankly at the camera. "Sri Tammy" appears to be the brains of the operation, but that's not saying much for her...
Excruciating!

There's another video of her talking about how Paul Twitchell dictated a book to her from the beyond. Watching it requires a helmet, since your head will involuntarily bang against every available hard surface. But if you love to torture yourself as much as I do...
:bonk:
 
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Zeeker

Truth Seeker
If you read David Lane's expose on Amercians claiming to be sound current grand poobahs, there are more...Jerry Mulvin, Olsen, Hinkins, and at least one other.
Thanks for that Anticult.

:bow: List of Eckankar chelas, and their cloned Works :shout:

John-Roger Hinkins: Movement of Spiritual Inner Awareness (MSIA), 1968
Jerry Mulvin: The Divine Science of Light and Sound, 1982
Darwin Gross (Usurped by Harold Kelmp as the Eck living master): Ancient Teachings of the Masters (ATOM), ~1983
Gary Olsen: MasterPath – The Divine Science of Light and Sound, ~1985
Michael Turner: The Sonic Spectrum, 1993
Paul & Tammy Marche: Dhunami – The Ancient Science of Divine Contentment, 2008

I’m a bit intrigued why Paul Marche has adopted paulji as the name for his inner double (the same as Paul Twitchell). Maybe as a higher initiate of Dhunami you’ll discover the reincarnation of Twitchell (last incarnation: 10-22-1908 to 09-17-1971)? I see Tammy is 24 . …..must have received a “Poof”, instant 12th initiation from paulji to be a god-realized living Master! :eek: I cannot find a fix on Paul Marche’s age. If he is under 40 then that could add up (hard to tell; I believe I can detect graying hair on his head shot?).
 

Anticult7

Member
He looks to be in his mid to late 40s. Nice man boobs too. Tammy ( I've dubbed her Zirconia) looks and sounds like one of the vacuous Morman "sister wives" on the TV show Big Love.

I guess some people will fall for their self-proclaimed "mastership" and other nonsense just like they do with Gary Olsen claiming that he is the grand Poobah of the whole universe :no:

Violet...I couldn't get through all of the first youtube video of Pilo and Zirconia. I saw everything I needed to. The second one was well beyond my BS tolerance. You are awesome and clearly have more BS stamina than i do. Kudos to you.

AC7

Thanks for that Anticult.
I cannot find a fix on Paul Marche’s age. If he is under 40 then that could add up (hard to tell; I believe I can detect graying hair on his head shot?).[/FONT]
 
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