That you're not a literalist? I'm sorry, but the whole idea of non-literal Mormonism just cracks me up. I mean, if the BoM is supposed to be some collection of great allegories to guide us in God's will, what on earth are we supposed to learn from them? Why would we care about hundreds of pages of nonsense history, made-up names and imaginary animals, enormous battles at pretend places? And how would any of that get you to temples, underwear, stakes, priesthood, male dominance, apostles, revelation, etc? If it's not literal, how on earth do you know what to put in your religion? You could be wearing long green robes and chanting around a fire while dancing the watusi, and when someone says that's not how you practice Mormonism, you reply, "Well, I'm not a literalist?"