"Oh, my life is SOOOOO hard...!" Do tell!

[Kathryn]

"The screen on my Droid phone is just too small for me to really enjoy 3-D movies..."

"I'd sort of like to fix dinner, but I'd have to thaw the steaks out."

"I put my shoes on before my pedicure was dry and now the artwork on my big toe is all smeared."

OK, your turn!

 

[Renji]

I think it's better not to practice arranged marriage, but to personally find the "perfect fit" for you.

 

[GabrielWithoutWings]

"I ran out of hair glue so I had to use pomade to get that spiky-in-the-front look."

 

[Renji]

I can't find any difficulties with my culture except for arranged marriages.

Or, maybe the reason why I don't have problems with it is maybe because we're just naturally happy people.:angel2:

 

[Awoon]

After reading that..Puts loaded gun to head pulls trigger.:nightcraw:

 

[Renji]

You can do texting here in my country while driving. It's not because the law allows it but because traffic is quite part of our "culture".

 

[Kathryn]

"I had to drink tap water today because I'm out of mineral water."

 

[Quagmire]

I went to put on my shoes this morning, AND MY LEFT SHOE WAS SITTING THERE TO THE RIGHT AND THE RIGHT ONE WAS TO THE LEFT!

I had to reach all the way over and switch BOTH of them before I could put them on.

 

[Awoon]

Left SHOW?

 

[GabrielWithoutWings]

"I want to eat pizza but there's 8 different pizza stores nearby and I can't decide who to call."

 

[Quagmire]

Oh, and I almost spilled my coffee, TWICE!

 

[Quagmire]

Left SHOW?

Oh, and then I was humiliated in RF for a spelling error.

 

[Kathryn]

"I broke a nail while picking out some Asian pears at Whole Foods this afternoon!"

 

[Kathryn]

"My foot itches but it's so far away from me."

 

[Quagmire]

"I broke a nail while picking out some Asian pears at Whole Foods this afternoon!"

I got a pear with a nail in it from Whole Foods this evening.

 

[Awoon]

What color was the polish?

 

[Kathryn]

My pillow is hot but I'm so comfortable otherwise that it's going to be a huge inconvenience to turn it over to the cool side.

 

[Kathryn]

What color was the polish?

"I'm Not Really A Waitress"

 

[Kathryn]

I ran out of adhesive backed stamps and had to bum one off my co worker - and it was the kind that you have to lick. Yuck.

Come to think of it - it sucks to actually have to mail anything. How can I avoid this in the future?

 

[MysticSang'ha]

"My Aston Martin was in the shop today, so I had to take one of the other cars....dang it, should I drive the Bentley? Or the Ferrari?

I miss my Aston Martin. I have to wait until tomorrow to get it back. "