"Oh, my life is SOOOOO hard...!" Do tell!

[Walkntune]

I had to click on your link to read it!

 

[Kathryn]

My lap top is making my lap hot.

 

[Kathryn]

Crap! I forgot to turn on the ceiling fan before I got in the bed. Now I'm afraid I'll get hot even though my a/c is set at 68!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

"Stupid gum. I hate it. You have to chew it.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?!? :computer: "

 

[Kathryn]

My wine refrigerator is making that slight humming noise again - which I can hear from all the way across my hearth room!

 

[Kathryn]

I just found out that there's a carbon speck in my otherwise perfect diamond. I mean, now I can hardly even wear it without feeling self conscious.

 

[Awoon]

Crap! I forgot to turn on the ceiling fan before I got in the bed. Now I'm afraid I'll get hot even though my a/c is set at 68!

Sounds like my wife.

 

[Kathryn]

My husband is so demanding! He expects me to make up HIS side of the bed. Why can't he just do that himself before he goes to work? I mean, he's up at 3 am - it's not like he doesn't have enough TIME.

 

[Kathryn]

Tea bags - why do we have to squeeze them out? YUCK!

 

[Alceste]

One of the best first world problem I've seen so far was something like:

"The stewardess left the curtain open between first class and coach, so I feel observed while I sip my free champagne."

 

[Kathryn]

When I pluck my eyebrows, it hurts a little.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

Remember THAT, y'all? :biglaugh:

 

[Draka]

"My parents are going to buy me a new car for my 16th birthday, but it's a Nissan Versa! I distinctly told them I wanted a Mazda MX-5 Miata! Parents are so lame!"

 

[Kathryn]

"I can't order Netflix instant view - I have to actually wait for the DVDs to come in the mail and they take like two whole days."

 

[Mathematician]

Right from one of my friends, lol:

Is it just me but when I open my iTunes, it says I have 8.4 GB of music( I know, not a lot) but when I sync my iPhone, it says my iPhone only has 7.7 WTF!!!

 

[Kathryn]

When I went to Europe on vacation this summer, I had to buy a DUAL VOLTAGE curling iron - when I already had a perfectly good US curling iron! WTF!

 

[Kathryn]

My bed is too big.

 

[Mathematician]

I have to wake up at 8 AM!

/Guilty

 

[Kathryn]

I wish it wasn't so hard to decide which pair of earrings to wear every day.

 

[Renji]

Life is hard when people think that you look cute.