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"Oh, my life is SOOOOO hard...!" Do tell!

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
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"The screen on my Droid phone is just too small for me to really enjoy 3-D movies..."

"I'd sort of like to fix dinner, but I'd have to thaw the steaks out."

"I put my shoes on before my pedicure was dry and now the artwork on my big toe is all smeared."

OK, your turn!
Years ago, I was putting away groceries and caught myself actually getting annoyed at the fact that my fridge wasn't big enough to hold all the food I had to put in it.

That was quickly followed by the realization that this was the sort of "problem" that many, many people would kill to have.
 

Falvlun

Earthbending Lemur
Premium Member
"I have a headache and cookies aren't helping!"


Yes. I found myself thinking that today.
 

YmirGF

Bodhisattva in Recovery
It's a beautiful day outside, blue sky, light, puffy clouds... the birds are singing and now it's too bright for me to see my monitor! *sobs*

And I still have coffee left!!!! It's just not fair.
*goes off to get sunglasses*
 

Alceste

Vagabond
I had to wait so long to pay a dollar for my organic, fair trade, locally roasted staff coffee during my lunch break I didn't have time for a free refill. Now I feel ripped off and I'm not quite as wired as I'd like to be.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
My strawberries were on the verge of ruining in my refrigerator, so I had to eat all of them today. At one time.
 

Me Myself

Back to my username
I found this thread and wanted to impress everyone with a witty post, but I couldn´t think on none.

:(
 

Alceste

Vagabond
My strawberries were on the verge of ruining in my refrigerator, so I had to eat all of them today. At one time.

Well I had to eat two pieces of leftover pumpkin pie to make room in the fridge for a freshly baked chocolate cake. Now I don't have any room for cake.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Sheeze, that sucks.

I got so much sleep today that now I'm wide awake with nothing to do.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I ordered a triple mocha dbl espresso half-caf special import Peruvian fairtrade darK roasted latte with extra chocolate sprinkles at the Starbucks this morning, AND THAT STUPID, SADISTIC BARISTA GAVE ME ONE WITH ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE THAN THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF SPRINKLES!!!

AND THAT'S AFTER WAITING FOR ALMOST 23 SECONDS IN LINE!!!!


My therapist is going to hear about this!!!
 
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Songbird

She rules her life like a bird in flight
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"The screen on my Droid phone is just too small for me to really enjoy 3-D movies..."

"I'd sort of like to fix dinner, but I'd have to thaw the steaks out."

"I put my shoes on before my pedicure was dry and now the artwork on my big toe is all smeared."

OK, your turn!

Oh funny, whenever a friend of mine and I complain to each other, the other one will say, "Ah. First world problems." Always gets a reluctant grin.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I'm out of ground coffee so this morning I had to grind my own beans. And then I had to clean out the coffee grinder.

I'm already worn out and it's only 6:30 in the morning.
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
My religion is being attacked and persecuted! I said "merry christmas" to someone, and they said "happy holidays" back!
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
I have to run out and buy enough provisions to last a month! The weatherman said we're going to get a rainstorm!
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
My religion is being attacked and persecuted! I said "merry christmas" to someone, and they said "happy holidays" back!

These religious bank tellers, clerks, and waitstaff are driving me crazy with all their chirpy "Merry Christmas" greetings! How insensitive!

Now...whose house do I want to eat Christmas dinner at while I'm enjoying my day off from work...
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Darn! My debit card will only allow me to overdraft my account $500. What the heck!
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
I'm still upset that the 24-hour Home Depot in Toronto went back to regular hours. What am I supposed to do when I need lumber after 10:00 pm?
 
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