"Oh, my life is SOOOOO hard...!" Do tell!

[Falvlun]

Microwave popcorn takes two minutes? But I want it now!

Well, it is YOUR popcorn.

 

[Kathryn]

My bi#ch of a therapist is actually ON VACATION!!!!

 

[Kathryn]

My cat purrs so LOUD - it's so distracting when I'm trying to concentrate on Angry Birds.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm bored.

 

[Kathryn]

I just watched that movie about the guy who had his arm pinned by a boulder and had to cut it off...and I really had to pee for about 30 minutes but I didn't want to miss the part about him cutting off his arm.

 

[idav]

I need a terabyte hard drive for personal use and I have to burn stuff to dvd to clear out some room. Like I'm in the stone age or something.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I stuck my thumb with my sword at my martial arts practice last night. The bandaid made my grip on the scabbard feel really strange.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I'm bored.

And you're boring me.

It's your avatar. I don't like it. Can you hide it or something when I read your posts?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

And you're boring me.

It's your avatar. I don't like it. Can you hide it or something when I read your posts?

Your bra is a good place to hide it.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Your bra is a good place to hide it.

*throws bra at Trout*

Aaaaahhh! I looked at your avatar when I threw my bra at you!! Aaaaahhhh.....damn my eyes!!!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

*throws bra at Trout*

Aaaaahhh! I looked at your avatar when I threw my bra at you!! Aaaaahhhh.....damn my eyes!!!

Sorry, did you boobs something... I mean say something?

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Sorry, did you boobs something... I mean say something?

That reminds me.

It's hard to find the right size bra for me. The only shop I can go to is Fredericks of Hollywood to find the correct size.

*sighs*

Now shut up and give me back my bra. I'm not looking at you either.

 

[Kathryn]

Now my thread is all hijacked and everything.

 

[Falvlun]

The following conversation between my coworkers today:

Coworker 1: "I just can't function without my diet Coke for breakfast. You know, they don't have diet Coke over in Europe."
Coworker 2: "Really?"
Coworker 1: "Well, they had it, but would give it to you only in these little glasses. I couldn't find any big bottles of diet Coke anywhere!"

Oh, the horror! No giant servings of diet Coke!

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Earlier this evening, I got wing sauce on my iPod. Do you know how annoying it is to have a sticky iPod?

 

[Kathryn]

My husband ate all the tortilla chips so I had to settle for saltine crackers.

 

[Kathryn]

I can't find anything I want to download to my Kindle on Amazon. I'M SO BORED!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I had a Farmer's Skillet (with bacon) at a diner today.
The portion wasn't quite as large as I'd have liked.

 

[T-Dawg]

No girl will ever love me, no employer will value my skills, I'll never amount to anything in life, and the rights and prosperity I do have are being constantly fought against by nearly every voter around me.

Having money doesn't change that.

 

[Revoltingest]

No girl will ever love me, no employer will value my skills, I'll never amount to anything in life, and the rights and prosperity I do have are being constantly fought against by nearly every voter around me.
Having money doesn't change that.

But you have me.